1. Noctosphere

    OP Noctosphere Adoptive father of Zelda
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    In this game, you will share something to impress us (not necesseraly true) and the user under you will have to break it, to turn it into something ridiculous.
    For example, if I say, I'm in the guiness record book
    the user under me could say : For the smallest penis in the world.
    Do it in this order, first break above user'S awesomeness, next, share your (fake) awesomeness

    So I begin

    "Nothing to break"

    My girlfriend is a sex machine
     
  2. VinsCool

    VinsCool Persona Secretiva Felineus
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    I approve. Fucked her so hard
     
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  3. Piluvr

    Piluvr Yeeeet
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    I did too, hope vin is bi!

    I have taken down websites before.
     
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  4. SonicCloud

    SonicCloud a crybaby <3.
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    Sadly , those websites were made by you

    I beat everyone in SM online with Incineroar
     
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  5. Boogieboo6

    Boogieboo6 @realDonaldTrump
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    And you're banned for using hax now.

    I made @Noctosphere ban himself
     
  6. VinsCool

    VinsCool Persona Secretiva Felineus
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    (Shit how did you know)
     
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  7. Quantumcat

    Quantumcat Dead and alive
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    But you are Noctosphere's alternative GBAtemp ID so...

    I can speak three languages
     
  8. hobbledehoy899

    hobbledehoy899 GBAtemp Addict
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    The other two that aren't English are made up.

    I can manually pull feces out of myself and not make a mess.
     
  9. VinsCool

    VinsCool Persona Secretiva Felineus
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    But you always use too much paper, and block the toilet for the next user.

    I can cook, and I do that very well.
     
  10. Molina

    Molina My title? It's gone,... like the last fuck I gave.
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    Then the kitchen is a mess if not destroyed.

    I know how to perfectly use a Raspberry Pi.
     
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  11. hobbledehoy899

    hobbledehoy899 GBAtemp Addict
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    Nice example of a raspberry lie.

    I transitioned from completely from Windows 10 to Linux Mint 18.x Cinnamon with relative ease.
     
  12. H1B1Esquire

    H1B1Esquire RxTools, the ultimate CFW machine.
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    But now you look at animal scat porn all day.

    I made the first meme of the digital age.
     
  13. smileyhead

    smileyhead I like cute stuff.
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    It's shit.

    I haven't wanked today yet. (accomplishmentsTM...)
     
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  14. hobbledehoy899

    hobbledehoy899 GBAtemp Addict
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    That's what every porn director wants to hear.

    I'm "building" a Sans costume.
     
  15. H1B1Esquire

    H1B1Esquire RxTools, the ultimate CFW machine.
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    Doesn't mean Undertale, actually means 'without' and therefore, is just naked with tape on nipples.

    I made America great again.
     
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  16. hobbledehoy899

    hobbledehoy899 GBAtemp Addict
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    It was greater before you infected the president with your mcnuggies.

    I saw a boxed Commodore VIC-20 for sale.
     
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  17. Noctosphere

    OP Noctosphere Adoptive father of Zelda
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    But the box was empty

    I'm between 3 sexy lesbian
     
  18. hobbledehoy899

    hobbledehoy899 GBAtemp Addict
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    They're going to elastrate you.

    I use foobar2000 on Linux Mint 18.1 with no problems.
     
  19. Deleted User

    Deleted User Newbie

    Yeah? I don't even need an operating system; I can use a computer by flipping bits with my precision-laser eyes.
     
  20. H1B1Esquire

    H1B1Esquire RxTools, the ultimate CFW machine.
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    You got blinded by DIO and season four was out of your reach.

    I became unbreakable.
     
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