so in class, our teach hands out this packet
and it has all these like mistakes people made in like essays
and its frickin hilarious.
so i wanted to share some with you guys cuz laughter is the best medicine :]
some are not as funny as others but yeah, enjoyy
(from essays)
When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire
H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars
The moon is a planet just like the sun, except deader
artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull (LOL)
The body consists of three parts- the brainuim, the borax, and the abominable cavity. the brainium consists of the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowls, of which there are five- a, e, i, o ,u
germinate: to become a naturalized german
to remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose
for a nosebleed: put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops
for drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artificial perspiration (LOL. THE IMAGERY ON THAT ONE)
for fainting: rub the person's chest, or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor
(from test answers)
ancient egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. they lived in the sarah dessert. the climate of the sarah dessert is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere
the bible is full of interesting caricatures. in the first book of the bible, guinessis, adam and eve were created from an apple tree. one of their children, cain, asked "am i my brothers son?"
solomon had 3 hundred wives and 7 hundred porcupines
julius caeser extinguished himself on the battlefields of gaul. the Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. dying, he gasped out "tee hee, brutus"
writing at the same time as shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. he wrote Donkey Hote. the next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. The his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained (hahaha)
lol well there's quite a few more. ill post them later if you guys want.
and it has all these like mistakes people made in like essays
and its frickin hilarious.
so i wanted to share some with you guys cuz laughter is the best medicine :]
some are not as funny as others but yeah, enjoyy
(from essays)
When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire
H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars
The moon is a planet just like the sun, except deader
artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull (LOL)
The body consists of three parts- the brainuim, the borax, and the abominable cavity. the brainium consists of the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowls, of which there are five- a, e, i, o ,u
germinate: to become a naturalized german
to remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose
for a nosebleed: put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops
for drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artificial perspiration (LOL. THE IMAGERY ON THAT ONE)
for fainting: rub the person's chest, or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor
(from test answers)
ancient egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. they lived in the sarah dessert. the climate of the sarah dessert is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere
the bible is full of interesting caricatures. in the first book of the bible, guinessis, adam and eve were created from an apple tree. one of their children, cain, asked "am i my brothers son?"
solomon had 3 hundred wives and 7 hundred porcupines
julius caeser extinguished himself on the battlefields of gaul. the Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. dying, he gasped out "tee hee, brutus"
writing at the same time as shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. he wrote Donkey Hote. the next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. The his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained (hahaha)
lol well there's quite a few more. ill post them later if you guys want.
