funny stuff

[Shabadage]

julius caeser extinguished himself on the battlefields of gaul. the Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. dying, he gasped out "tee hee, brutus"

This is the best one. Though the later Lincoln one was hilarious too. I'm tempted to make a stupid flash video based off that one.

 

[tinymonkeyt]

still have some more

Queen Elizabeth was the "virgin queen." as a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."

the nineteenth century was a time of a great many thought and inventions. people stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. the invention of the steamboat cause a network of rivers to spring up. cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Louis pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. charles darwin was a naturalist who wrote organ of the species. madman curie discovered the radio. and karl marx became on of the marx brothers.

yeah moozxy, those metaphors were part of the packet. sooo funny. was gonna save the best for last but yeah.
EDIT: omg. at the end of the blog, is says Lee.
my AP eng teacher that gave us that is mr. lee. lol.
wonder if that is him.

 

[xcalibur]

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience,
like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse
without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around
the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking
at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

XD

 

[juggernaut911]

TMT joined a day before my birthday!!!!

oh, yeah, funny

 

[eclipsevader123]

wow they really are stupid.

 

[Deleted member 76381]

Just remembered this list
So funny

Yeah! I got that list in high school too. Good stuff. =P