Funny Quotes

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Dec 9, 2007

Funny Quotes by Sonicslasher at 8:35 PM (858 Views / 0 Likes) 10 replies

  1. Sonicslasher
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    Member Sonicslasher In Law we trust.

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    post the funniest quotes you've heard here! [​IMG]
    Preacher: "God doesn't make love, he is love!"
    My sister: "marijuana kills your brain cells and makes you sterile!"

    EDIT: wrong area, please move.
     
  2. BakuFunn

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    Youre just jealous the voices only talk to me.
     
  3. Sonicslasher
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    will a mod please move this thread to a different area, kthxbye
     
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    "No soup for you!" -Soupman from Seinfeld
     
  5. kellyan95

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    bash.org

    ugh
    wasn't expecting the 'what makes you stick out from other candidates' in a phone interview
    I don't think 'I have an afro' was a good answer

    Coff:We should bring rain ponchoes back. Problem Solved.
    Cyg:New Problem: I don't want to look like a homeless wizard.
     
  6. xcalibur

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    I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
     
  7. Veho

    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    "I broke a G-string while I was fingering a minor."

    ...yup, taken out of context it sounds reeeeally weird.
     
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    you are talking about a stringedd istrument, right [​IMG]
     
  9. deufeufeu

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    about bash there is this one
     
  10. Veho

    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Yes, an electric guitar [​IMG] [​IMG]

    (I'm not the author of the quote, though.)
     
  11. IainDS

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    Many quotes from one of my friends

    "I used to play karate for Wales!"

    "Cats are lawless! All cats should be run over."

    "There's no lord in Jamaica!"

    "The left wing mirror on cars is so the passenger can see behind him."

    "Tiananmen Square was *quite* bad for Chinese culture."

    "We should stop trading with Africa. ALL of Africa."

    "When I lived in Japan..."

    "Badminton is one of my sports."
     

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