Fuck Windows 10, you're an fat arse

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  1. Touko White
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    Windows 10 is the worst OS I have ever put up of:

    Shit UI. Forcing Metro on us? Go fuck yourself. (Hey I look so awesome but actually I'm tacky shite)
    Crappy search function which has been carry since Vista SP2. Bring BACK Vista SP1 (Good) search! (W7 is also same shit)
    Spying on us more. You did the past spying, now you try more? (blah)
    Don't delete my files because you think they're illegal! (Although they are just stop deleting shit)
    I don't care about your shitty adverts on the Start menu (fuck off PS is master race than Xbox undesirables)
    Microsoft Edge is an IE rename, it's still the same shit, but it is the best browser to download Pale Moon under (not great at that either, still beats Chrome)
    Bill Gates stop looking at my Cammy cosplay album (around 1,000 photos or more just to say)
    You auto-update when I'm playing a game. Fuck you, I'm at the last level and you twat, interrupt me! (ugh)
    I never wanted to upgrade to your shit. You forced it on me and you deserve to be badmouthed by your own bot. (Ha ha ha ha).

    I never used Windows 10 outside of school but heard all this is true and I think some of it has happened. Vista master race (because no Windows 10 nag and SP1 has a better search function, etc.)

    Disclaimer: While Windows 10 is a very fat arse, Cammy's arse is way bigger, but she herself isn't one. Just want to clear that up to you. :)
     
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  3. Tomato Hentai

    Tomato Hentai nut neutrality

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    oh boy i haven't heard this before
     
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    daxtsu GBAtemp Guru

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    Linux + WINE or Win 7 virtual machine (for anything that you might need that isn't heavy gaming).
     
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    migles Mei the sexiest bae

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    my dad works for nintendo.
    he, windows 7 warned me when there was daylight saving time changes... it was a cool small thing...
     
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  6. EarlAB

    EarlAB hon hon titty croissants

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    Windows 10 doesn't do any of that. :/
     
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  7. Tomato Hentai

    Tomato Hentai nut neutrality

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    You know what? I'm actually gonna respond to some of these points.
    This doesn't happen. If your files are disappearing it's likely 'cause of something else.
    Me either, but you can dismiss them, and they shouldn't come back for a long time.
    IDK man, IE can't even load any webpage for me, while Edge works pretty well for a lot of sites, and it works as a nice PDF viewer.
    You can change your settings so it only updates once you restart your computer, and you can also get it to update later when it asks you to restart.
    You could've chose not to upgrade.

    Vista doesn't even work on the computer I'm using which was built with Vista in mind and shipped with Vista, and while Vista may be good if you have a good computer, IMHO an OS is shit if it didn't work very well at all on computers that were built with it in mind/released around the time the OS was released. :^)
     
  8. Jao Chu

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    The only thing that should happen in Windows 7 if the free Win 10 upgrade tray icon appears in your task bar; download GWX control panel and get rid of that shit son! Fuck metro!
     
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    That's Windows 8. Windows 10 doesn't force that shit fullscreen UI
     
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    Margen67 Dirty entited pirate

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    but mah shiny buttonzzzzzzz
    i dont like change :(
     
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    I got a shiny pink button for you to suck, @Margen67. :tpi:
     
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  14. EarlAB

    EarlAB hon hon titty croissants

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    Really, bitch?
     
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    My internet went fuck, so I reported my own post >.>
     
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    YOU BETTER, BITCH.
     
  17. keven3477

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    I heard that windows 10 will brick your computer if you try to downgrade to 7. that is bad because I am about to buy a computer and then downgrade from 10.
     
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    The only thing we're seeing here is a somewhat pink hole that is very deep.
    It won't. Just boot to the installation media and format everything. I've went back from 10 to 7 and vice versa many times now.
     
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    arch linux master race
     
  20. Touko White
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    XP/Vista Master Race.

    (also for some reason I'm acting a bit odd with the computer because of a specific picture of cammy, help me)

    Someone the bomb set up us
     
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    Windows 1.01 master race
     
  22. smileyhead

    smileyhead I am DEFINITELY a madman with a box.

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    It doesn't force Metro on you. You can switch the Start Screen to the Start Menu, and if you don't like Tiles, just remove them from there.
    I don't think, it's crappy. What do you mean?
    :huh:
    Never happened to me. And trust me, my PC has seen a fair share of illegal files. (Torrents, CIAs, etc.)
    There are no ads in the Start Menu. Are you sure, your PC is virus-free?
    (If you mean the Suggestions, just go Right click -> Turn off all suggestions -> Occasionally show suggestions)
    So? No one said you have to use Edge.
    :huh:²
    Turn off Auto Updates.
    You could've turned off the Upgrade your shit notification.
     
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