For strong womyn everywhere: "Internet Plus Equality"

[Gahars]

And on a completely different note: the world is coming to an end.

Where have you been, man? /lgbt/'s been around for a while now.

It's pretty alright, actually, though it seems kind of redundant to have a "gay" board when we've still got /fit/.

 

[Veho]

Where have you been, man?

Not on 4chan, evidently.

it seems kind of redundant to have a "gay" board when we've still got /fit/.

Doesn't "no homo" mean anything any more?

 

[Foxi4]

I was half-expecting that this was another ruse along the lines of the furry board that existed solely to permaban its users shortly after it was opened, but you've all dashed my dreams now.

 

[Gahars]

Doesn't "no homo" mean anything any more?

Of course. It means I'm just mirin'.

 

[Deleted-236924]

I was half-expecting that this was another ruse along the lines of the furry board that existed solely to permaban its users shortly after it was opened, but you've all dashed my dreams now.

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The irony though, judging by the filename that pic came from tumblr

 

[Foxi4]

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/dashcon-2015

 

[Gahars]

A Ball pit and a bouncy house? Damn, they're pulling out all the stops!

 

[Foxi4]

A Ball pit and a bouncy house? Damn, they're pulling out all the stops!

Pretty sure the campaign has nothing to do with the real Dashcon - their website is... a bit worse.

http://www.dashcon.org/

 

[Gahars]

Pretty sure the campaign has nothing to do with the real Dashcon - their website is... a bit worse.

http://www.dashcon.org/

The Indiegogo's undoubtedly a joke (hence the $17,000 figure and the ball pit/bouncy house reference). To be fair, the real Dashcon was also a joke, but more in a cosmic sense.

 

[MTSoph14]

 

[Veho]

The irony though, judging by the filename that pic came from tumblr

It's almost as if Tumblr were comprised of more than one person.

 

[Foxi4]

"[W]omen are the most affected by climate change!"

I call shenanigans on this and any man in a more or less stable relationship with a woman will agree with me on this.

Women have absolutely no concept of temperature whatsoever - they complain that it's cold, steal your covers, immediately complain that it's too hot, throw the covers off or put them between their legs (where, for all intents and purposes, you feel that you should be) and refuse to give them back to you when you're cold because they obviously need them - they're programmed to do this, awake or asleep. If you think your woman doesn't do this it means you're just fast asleep when she does it or you're a valiant fighter for your douvet rights.

Women simply don't know when they're hot or cold - I have a sneaking suspicion that they just pretend on the basis of what they were told about temperature in school. So-called "waves of heat" or "waves of cold" during menopause reinforce that belief in me.

 

[Deleted-236924]

It's almost as if Tumblr were comprised of more than one person.

Spoiler

 

[FAST6191]

I call shenanigans on this and any man in a more or less stable relationship with a woman will agree with me on this.

Women have absolutely no concept of temperature whatsoever - they complain that it's cold, steal your covers, immediately complain that it's too hot, throw the covers off or put them between their legs (where, for all intents and purposes, you feel that you should be) and refuse to give them back to you when you're cold because they obviously need them - they're programmed to do this, awake or asleep. If you think your woman doesn't do this it means you're just fast asleep when she does it or you're a valiant fighter for your douvet rights.

Women simply don't know when they're hot or cold - I have a sneaking suspicion that they just pretend on the basis of what they were told about temperature in school. So-called "waves of heat" or "waves of cold" during menopause reinforce that belief in me.

Normally I would have pondered women being comprised of troughs and valleys, low areas and the impact of changing weather systems, possibly by way of wardrobe planning, however I think we have a clear case of technical incompetence here. Similarly I have found it unwise to suggest a woman might be cold between her legs, not least of all because it usually ends up with the equivalent place on me being described with words like searing.

Back on the technical incompetence there is such a thing as a split duvet. Or perhaps the slightly lower tech solution of have a blanket on hot standby.

What is worse is the related topic of some women seeming to radiate heat at somewhere between "I am lava girl" and "I am fusion girl" and wanting to snuggle up. For some reason the effects seem to drop off at an exponential rate and a gap of about 200mm is more than suitable to handle this. This then leads the delayed shuffle routine. For the average bed this means you run out of space at about 5am and have two choices.
i) it is 5am so bear it as you will be up in a couple of hours.
ii) wake up.
We have now just been granted patent approval on a third though.
iii) Inspired by rotating numbers in programming the solution is get out of the bed and move to the other side.
The hardest part is not cackling maniacally when you hear "shuffle shufle *lump*" some 30 minutes later. This did mean having to cut down on the pre bed roadrunner cartoons though.

 

[Gahars]

Pfft, look at this aug-privileged cismale scum.

Spoiler

 

[MTSoph14]

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/dashcon-2015

http://dashcon.tumblr.com/post/93960007876/kiyodono-i-cant-t-believ-theyre-making-a

 

[Foxi4]

http://dashcon.tumblr.com/post/93960007876/kiyodono-i-cant-t-believ-theyre-making-a

Pretty sure the campaign has nothing to do with the real Dashcon - their website is... a bit worse.

 

[MTSoph14]

That wasn't what I meant. I was just showing how Tumblr is freaking the fuck out over a god damn joke

 

[Foxi4]

That wasn't what I meant. I was just showing how Tumblr is freaking the fuck out over a god damn joke

Ooooh...! I'm sorry, I didn't realize. I guess I'm just mentally expecting tumblr to freak out over absolutely everything.

 

[MTSoph14]