For strong womyn everywhere: "Internet Plus Equality"

[Gahars]

https://github.com/Feminist-Software-Foundation/Internet-plus-Equality

Current Word Substitutions

Core Words

• Rape = TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE
• Penis = Rape instrument
• Sex = Rape
• Consent = Feels
• Merit = White privilege
• Reverse Sexism = That Thing That Doesn't Exist
• Misandry = That Which Don't Real

Gendered Pronouns

• He = Xe
• She = Xe
• His = Xir
• Her = Xir
• Him = Xir
• Himself = Xirself
• Herself = Xirself

The Masculine

• Man = Rapist scum
• Men = The Patriarchy
• Boy = Future rapist
• Male = Sexist
• Joking = Mansplaining

The Feminine

• Bitch = Strong Womyn

Ageism

• Child = Age-oppressed non-adult person
• Children = Age-oppressed non-adult people

Body Acceptance

• Beautiful = Western Beauty Standard
• Ugly = Beautiful
• Fat = Beautiful proportioned
• Obesity = Genetics
• Diet = Anorexia
• Healthy = Fat shaming
• Doctor = Fat shamer
• Exercise = Torture
• Running = Death marching
• Obese = Genetically deep

Ideologies

• Egalitarian = Rape apologist
• MRA = VIRGIN NECKBEARD
• Freedom of Speech = Hate Speech

Sexualities and Gender Identities

• Heterosexual = Privileged scum
• Striaght = Oppressive to sexual minorities
• Gay = Men with so much internalised misogyny that they'd rather sleep with men
• F2M/FTM = Enabler of Patriarchy
• M2F/MTF = Fake women
• Transgender/Transsexual/Transexual = Gender traitor

Political Parties and Media

• Republican = Nazi
• Libertarian = Cryptofascist
• MSNBC = MSNBC, the only valid safe space channel for intellectual enlighteneds

Race, Archeology, and Sociology

• Race = Doesn't exist
• Black man/men/woman/women = Man/men/woman/women of colour
• White = Racist
• Tribe = Peaceful, small society with no evils
• Reverse racism = That Thing That Doesn't Exist
• America/The US = The world

 

[Veho]

• Penis = Rape instrument

You mean TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE instrument, you rapist scum

 

[Black-Ice]

gurrrl, wha chu talkin bout?

 

[FAST6191]

Should I feel bad that I had to look up several terms in the left hand column?

Anyway ever seeking to be the enlightened individual I immediately copied them into my word database. It was going fine until I checked every word output, after that I thought I would try the first box and it got up to about 9000 rapes a minute (it was very poor code). I would have added a code to mark the substitutions as such but then I would have been giving preference to things and that would seem to be against the spirit of the exercise.

 

[pokefloote]

80% of tumblr.

"We want equality! No racism! No sexism! Except for every ciswhite male on earth, you're all evil and scum even though your actions as a person have had no direct effect on me! Reverse racism doesn't exist you white trash! What's that? You agree that everyone deserves equality? Dirty attention seeker ;O;"

:L

I lol'd @ running = death marching

 

[Gahars]

I do wonder... does this censor audio? If so, these shitlords better watch out!

 

[Veho]

http://erasingprivilege.tumblr.com/

 

[Foxi4]

I do wonder... does this censor audio? If so, these shitlords better watch out!

"Vagin-abled" hurt me immediately - the sides rupture may or may not be operable.

 

[Gahars]

http://erasingprivilege.tumblr.com/

Man, what an eracist.

 

[Gahars]

"Vagin-abled" hurt me immediately - the sides rupture may or may not be operable.

I hope you're prepared for the main course, because there's no more room for sides.

 

[Foxi4]

I hope you're prepared for the main course, because there's no more room for sides.

I'm afraid that if my sides shrink any more, I might become the first two-dimensional person in the history of the universe, and we wouldn't want that to happen now, would we?

 

[Veho]

http://observationdeck.io9.com/really-joss-whedon-really-1510302906


;O;

 

[Gahars]

http://observationdeck.io9.com/really-joss-whedon-really-1510302906


;O;

"And in that moment, I knew my giggles were infinite."

I love how basic statements of fact (men have penises, women have vaginas) have become controversial displays of bigotry. I mean, if you're transsexual/transgender/transitive, that's cool, do your thing, but not every general statement needs a footnote to account for the 0.001%.

 

[Foxi4]

http://observationdeck.io9.com/really-joss-whedon-really-1510302906


;O;

;O;

 

[Veho]

;O;

>21st century
>using Maddox to back up your opinions

Really, Foxi? Really?

 

[Veho]

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

3:26 PM - Tom Bombadildo: There's something off about that chart...
3:27 PM - Tom Bombadildo: Wouldn't sex = TRIGGER WARNING: Rape according to those rules?
3:27 PM - Tom Bombadildo: And penis would = TRIGGER WARNING: Rape instrument...
3:27 PM - Tom Bombadildo: 0/10, chart makes no sense.
3:28 PM - Tom Bombadildo: But then again, it was probably made by a feminazi so that would explain it ;O;O;

 

[Arras]

Race doesn't exist, but white people are still racist. And how the fuck is "people of color" better than black? That's discriminating against all black things. Also there is the perfectly acceptable "they" when talking in the third person about a person with unsure gender. No need to come up with silly words that sound like aliens from old movies. I actually can't tell whether this whole thing is a joke or made by retards.

 

[Gahars]

Race doesn't exist, but white people are still racist. And how the fuck is "people of color" better than black? That's discriminating against all black things. Also there is the perfectly acceptable "they" when talking in the third person about a person with unsure gender. No need to come up with silly words that sound like aliens from old movies. I actually can't tell whether this whole thing is a joke or made by retards.

Spoiler

This is just a joke.

Spoiler

Mocking the people ("Social Justice Warriors") that believe/say these things.

 

[Arras]

Spoiler

This is just a joke.

Spoiler

Mocking the people ("Social Justice Warriors") that believe/say these things.

I figured that out after seeing and reading the information about the even more genius Feminist Programming Language