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  1. Gahars

    OP Gahars Bakayaro Banzai
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    :arrow: The Escapist (With some much-needed elaboration by yours truly)

    Have you bathed in the squalor of ignorance? Fear not, my child. Allow me to enlighten you on the glories Farming Simulator beholds.



    What a wondrous harvest indeed!
     
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  2. chyyran

    chyyran somehow a weeb now.
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    No love for WiiU?
    :(
     
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  3. Rydian

    Rydian Resident Furvert™
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    Misread as "farting simulator".
    ... mildly disappointed.
     
  4. Sicklyboy

    Sicklyboy #JOYCONBOYZFOREVER
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    I was gonna post the same video you posted, Gahars...

    D:
     
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  5. FAST6191

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    But that does not need a computer to simulate... although

    *constructs rewind time cheat for reality*
    ....
    ....
    Disables cheat mode.
     
  6. Depravo

    Depravo KALSARIKÄNNIT
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    I wonder what the dating part of the game is like? All farming games have dating, right?
     
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  7. Guild McCommunist

    Guild McCommunist (not on boat)
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    From what I heard they skip all the dating and skip straight to husbandry.
     
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  8. Chat Blanc

    Chat Blanc Gay boy
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    Oh god yes!

    Few hours of fun and then never again.
     
  9. DSGamer64

    DSGamer64 Canadian, Eh?
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    Enjoy your overpriced, graphically dated shovelware folks.
     
  10. Gahars

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    Implying any price is too high. Implying the human mind would be able to handle a more realistic depiction of the agricultural lifestyle. Implying it's not actually tractorware.

    Okay.
     
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    Last time I heard, the two games were exactly the same
     
  12. the_randomizer

    the_randomizer The Temp's official fox whisperer
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    But wait the games not coming to Wii U

    *reads title of the game*

    Never mind.
     
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    The Milkman GBATemp's Official Asshat Milkman
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    ALRIGHT!

    Day-One buy.

    Any news on Train Simulator port yet?
     
  14. weavile001

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    Harsky Madmin
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    So no more love for Harvest Moon?

    :sad:
     
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  16. FAST6191

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    Not only did rune factory surpass it (both in general and by being less of a bug riddled mess) you can hardly call the harvest moon games simulations when this is the alternative.

    Anyway I hope this works as it probably opens the door for the Euro truck simulators.
     
  17. Ericthegreat

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    I heard it's hardcore, that's why it's not on wii u.
     
  18. lismati

    lismati Speedrunner in practice
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    This game is just farmed up.
     
  19. BORTZ

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    Pussy all night

    Some of those videos are gold

    anyways, there is no way I could ever play those games seriously.
     
  20. FAST6191

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    Have a look for actual gameplay of something like Euro truck simulator and then come back and tell us you do not want a go.

    Alternatively
    Also so you can play as a space marine general in the far future fighting a war against bugs and aliens or as an elf fighting goblins in a quasi medieval faux Europe?
     
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