Did you ever surprised someone/a couple having sex? or have someone surprised you having sex?

[Noctosphere]

It actually happened me twice
At first, my mom surprised me masturbating
she knocked at my door, I said one minute please, but she opened anyway

Second time, I surprised my sistra making love with her boyfriend
The stranger thing is that my mind censored everything
i didnt see cracks or tits lol

what about you?
any sex surprise?

 

[FAST6191]

My 14 year old self along with a friend learned that shortcuts through the wooded parts of the park, one that we first had to hop a fence to get into, at 2am on Friday night-Saturday morning might yield more surprises than owls and nightjars. For better or worse there were no dogging spots around anywhere we cared to hang out so we were spared that one.

"that my mind censored everything"
I can understand Americans having such hangups but Canadians too? How very strange indeed.

 

[MeowMeowMeow]

It actually happened me twice
At first, my mom surprised me masturbating
she knocked at my door, I said one minute please, but she opened anyway

Second time, I surprised my sistra making love with her boyfriend
The stranger thing is that my mind censored everything
i didnt see cracks or tits lol

what about you?
any sex surprise?

I sense some sister issues

 

[Noctosphere]

I sense some sister issues

depends, what kind of issues?

 

[Veho]

 

[Flame]

thread is about having sex.
1st thing he talks about masturbating.


i dont like were this thread is going.......

 

[Noctosphere]

thread is about having sex.
1st thing he talks about masturbating.


i dont like were this thread is going.......

xD

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thread is about having sex.
1st thing he talks about masturbating.


i dont like were this thread is going.......

well, i reported this thread right after i made it, just to be sure if it was too nsfw for edge
didnt get closed, so i guess its ok

 

[Old]

thread is about having sex.
1st thing he talks about masturbating.


i dont like were this thread is going.......

Spoiler

 

[Noctosphere]

Spoiler

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WTF IS THAT SCARY SHIT

 

[FAST6191]

[time travelling parental cockblock]

Is it technically suicide if you never existed?

 

[Flame]

Is it technically suicide if you never existed?

to be or not to be

 

[MeowMeowMeow]

But whats the point of this?
Is it your kink getting caught?
You like to be watched?
You like to brag about having sex?

If all these questions are a yes, welcome to my world.

 

[smileyhead]

@Noctosphere I feel like a more appropriate title for this thread would be "Did you ever walk in on someone masturbating/having sex, or the other way around?"

 

[Noctosphere]

@Noctosphere I feel like a more appropriate title for this thread would be "Did you ever walk in on someone masturbating/having sex, or the other way around?"

report my OP if you want

 

[smileyhead]

report my OP if you want

You should report your own post.

 

[Noctosphere]

You should report your own post.

well, this title doesnt bother me, but it seems to bother you

 

[x65943]

I'm more disturbed by the fact you constantly spell "sister" as "sistra"

 

[Noctosphere]

I'm more disturbed by the fact you constantly spell "sister" as "sistra"

so what?

 

[x65943]

so what?

Is there a reason?

 

[Veho]

Is it technically suicide if you never existed?

A very elaborate one, but yes. But it's only suicide if it's intentional, otherwise it's just natural selection.