Dear virus

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  1. mashers
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    mashers Stubborn ape

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    I'm writing to let you know that I have now quarantined myself. So you and I both know this is going to end one of two ways.
    1. You win, and I die. Since you need me alive, this would end very badly for you.
    2. My immune system kills you. Due to the aforementioned quarantine procedure, I can guarantee that this will happen before you have been able to transmit yourself to any additional hosts.

    I'm willing to make a deal. Leave now, and I'll order my white cells to stand down. But continue, and I guarantee that you will be annihilated in the most unpleasant way possible. (Or we both die).

    Your move.




    TL;DR: I'm ill. Sympathy me.
     
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  2. Flame

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    best antivirus is by Trojan.





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  3. FAST6191

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    There are other ways
    1) It beats/evades your white blood cells.
    2) It merges with and you become a hybrid.

    Also are you sure this is not one of those sneaky ones that pretends it is dead but is still infectious to others?
     
  4. mashers
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    mashers Stubborn ape

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    Wrong virus.



    I hope

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    Wouldn't that result in my death though?

    A truce you say? Hmm, interesting. And which particular superpowers would this hybridisation grant me?

    I don't know. I'm happy to remain quarantined indefinitely just in case.
     
  5. Flame

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    better antivirus is my flirting skills.






    true story once a chick goes to me as flows:-

    her: your sweet, I don't mind your licking your lollipop.

    me: im not diabetic.
     
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  6. mashers
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    Soooo, you licked your own lollipop? :creep:
     
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    Won't the dog need a walk around something more than the garden and shed?

    Superpowers?
    Abilities granted by retroviruses... Theoretically it could be anything allowed by biology ( http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK19382/ ), however the statistical probability of such things is small.

    Also death is not assured in the first case, at least not immediately.
     
  8. mashers
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    Sorted.
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    Biological superpowers? Yawn...

    Sneaky little bastards, these viruses :wtf:
     
  9. Flame

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    as I said my not diabetic. And plan it to keep it that way.



    whats with people wanting this lollipop of mine.


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    Trojan is a virus, dude.
     
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    That's the joke.
     
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    I thought he meant the brand of condoms :unsure:
     
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    That's what I thought he meant. Was that not what he meant?
     
  15. Flame

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    I was playing on the fact that @mashers is gay and should use condoms just in case.


    Yes it was a joke. Get over it.
     
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    I'm ill as well, sympathy me as well.

    Tho I won't survive the battle ;')
     
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    Swordfight anyone? :tpi:
     
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    No, the Gift of Dino needs to be sucked from a hose. :creep:
     
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