I'm writing to let you know that I have now quarantined myself. So you and I both know this is going to end one of two ways. You win, and I die. Since you need me alive, this would end very badly for you. My immune system kills you. Due to the aforementioned quarantine procedure, I can guarantee that this will happen before you have been able to transmit yourself to any additional hosts. I'm willing to make a deal. Leave now, and I'll order my white cells to stand down. But continue, and I guarantee that you will be annihilated in the most unpleasant way possible. (Or we both die). Your move. TL;DR: I'm ill. Sympathy me.
There are other ways 1) It beats/evades your white blood cells. 2) It merges with and you become a hybrid. Also are you sure this is not one of those sneaky ones that pretends it is dead but is still infectious to others?
Wrong virus. I hope — Posts automatically merged - Please don't double post! — Wouldn't that result in my death though? A truce you say? Hmm, interesting. And which particular superpowers would this hybridisation grant me? I don't know. I'm happy to remain quarantined indefinitely just in case.
better antivirus is my flirting skills. true story once a chick goes to me as flows:- her: your sweet, I don't mind your licking your lollipop. me: im not diabetic.
Won't the dog need a walk around something more than the garden and shed? Superpowers? Abilities granted by retroviruses... Theoretically it could be anything allowed by biology ( http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK19382/ ), however the statistical probability of such things is small. Also death is not assured in the first case, at least not immediately.
as I said my not diabetic. And plan it to keep it that way. whats with people wanting this lollipop of mine.
I was playing on the fact that @mashers is gay and should use condoms just in case. Yes it was a joke. Get over it.
