Dear virus

[mashers]

I'm writing to let you know that I have now quarantined myself. So you and I both know this is going to end one of two ways.

1. You win, and I die. Since you need me alive, this would end very badly for you.
2. My immune system kills you. Due to the aforementioned quarantine procedure, I can guarantee that this will happen before you have been able to transmit yourself to any additional hosts.

I'm willing to make a deal. Leave now, and I'll order my white cells to stand down. But continue, and I guarantee that you will be annihilated in the most unpleasant way possible. (Or we both die).

Your move.




TL;DR: I'm ill. Sympathy me.

 

[Flame]

best antivirus is by Trojan.





[/joke]

 

[FAST6191]

There are other ways
1) It beats/evades your white blood cells.
2) It merges with and you become a hybrid.

Also are you sure this is not one of those sneaky ones that pretends it is dead but is still infectious to others?

 

[mashers]

best antivirus is by Trojan.





[/joke]

Wrong virus.



I hope

--------------------- MERGED ---------------------------

There are other ways
1) It beats/evades your white blood cells.

Wouldn't that result in my death though?

2) It merges with and you become a hybrid.

A truce you say? Hmm, interesting. And which particular superpowers would this hybridisation grant me?

Also are you sure this is not one of those sneaky ones that pretends it is dead but is still infectious to others?

I don't know. I'm happy to remain quarantined indefinitely just in case.

 

[Flame]

Wrong virus.



I hope

better antivirus is my flirting skills.






true story once a chick goes to me as flows:-

her: your sweet, I don't mind your licking your lollipop.

me: im not diabetic.

 

[mashers]

better antivirus is my flirting skills.






true story once a chick goes to me as flows:-

her: your sweet, I don't mind your licking your lollipop.

me: im not diabetic.




beg me not to cry.

Soooo, you licked your own lollipop?

 

[FAST6191]

Won't the dog need a walk around something more than the garden and shed?

Superpowers?
Abilities granted by retroviruses... Theoretically it could be anything allowed by biology ( http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK19382/ ), however the statistical probability of such things is small.

Also death is not assured in the first case, at least not immediately.

 

[mashers]

Won't the dog need a walk around something more than the garden and shed?

Sorted.

Superpowers?
Abilities granted by retroviruses... Theoretically it could be anything allowed by biology ( http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK19382/ ), however the statistical probability of such things is small.

Biological superpowers? Yawn...

Also death is not assured in the first case, at least not immediately.

Sneaky little bastards, these viruses

 

[Flame]

Soooo, you licked your own lollipop?

as I said my not diabetic. And plan it to keep it that way.



whats with people wanting this lollipop of mine.

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

best antivirus is by Trojan.

Trojan is a virus, dude.

 

[the_randomizer]

Trojan is a virus, dude.

That's the joke.

 

[kudofan]

 

[Veho]

Trojan is a virus, dude.

I thought he meant the brand of condoms

 

[mashers]

I thought he meant the brand of condoms

That's what I thought he meant. Was that not what he meant?

 

[Flame]

I was playing on the fact that @mashers is gay and should use condoms just in case.


Yes it was a joke. Get over it.

 

[DinohScene]

I'm ill as well, sympathy me as well.

Tho I won't survive the battle ;')

 

[VinsCool]

I'm ill as well, sympathy me as well.

Tho I won't survive the battle ;')

Swordfight anyone?

 

[DinohScene]

Swordfight anyone?

Taste the gift of Dino

 

[VinsCool]

Taste the gift of Dino

Isn't that the special topping?

 

[DinohScene]

Isn't that the special topping?

That's the special gift for Dino.
No, the Gift of Dino needs to be sucked from a hose.