So, I got an e-mail full of laughter today, it's about political campaign for election in a few months
It's full of laughter yet irony, showing how destroyed and funny Indonesia's political life is.
You want proof? Here's the inside of the e-mail (note: it's bets to see this if you understand Indonesian)
NOTE: THIS IS LONG!
Proof 1: I'm a Father
As a note, that Cynthia is an actress. And do you know the advertisement used for that guy there? He's Rafflyn Lamusu, Cynthia's father, and is a candidate for local government's office, and he use dthe fact that he's an actress' father to advertise himself! A fucking moron!
Proof 2: Eat With Your Right Hand
The words' translation:
Recover the national identity! Eat with your right hand!
LoL, then what about the left handed?
Proof 3: Look at Me
translation for the words to the left of that bastard:
Look at my photo, and I like it. Remember it, and I'm even happier. Choose me (number 3), you've made the right choice, for this is the way to our dreams. I'll work hard to ensure your welfare. I, we, and all of us 'coz (this is intended) our heart may have been born the same. Take note of my telephone no. (.....) to take my words. (Note: Stuck up jerk)
Under his pic: Can'date (intended- it was "calon legeslatif" candidate)
This bastard can't even write "karena"-because (he wrote it "karna"-coz) and legislatif-legislative (he wrote it legeslatif) the right way, and I'm going to entrust Indonesia to him? How about: Look at my photo and I remember I haven't shaved my beard, how about that sir?
Proof 4: Don't Forget Me
this one is pretty good, except the fact that a deceased person (that "Almarhum" means "deceased") is still there, add to that the fact that the photo is black-white, and the face is gone, with no name. Moreover, there's a banana tree behind it (Indonesians believe banana tree is where ghosts appear, thailand-style ghosts), what pops You wanna make a film titled "Candidate Ghost"??
Proof 5: Being Democrate is Where The Similarity Begins
Translation: -In America the Democrates gave birth to Barack Obama, and he won
-In Situbondo, the Democrate (the party's name) gave birth to Gatot Adi Wibowo S.Sos (a.k.a. Bambang), let's hope he wins too
this bastard even took Barack Obama's photo and usd it to advertise himself. I can't believe such a bastard exists. Also, his name is Gatot Adi Wibowo (an example for American name would be Mike) and his alias is Bambang? (American equivalent might be David or something common) Just how different are the names?
Proof 6: Beckham's Lucky Number
When you thought Indonesians took American figure for ads, you might think we'll take British figure as America's ally, you can't be wrong 'bout that
The text under beckham is:
"Beckham: 7 is my lucky number"
beside him is: I choose Mr.Yudha, no.7, because: he's young, smart, polite, works for the people
can you believe those jackasses? What if Beckham lawsuits them? LoL
Proof 7: Ambiguity of The Name
Yeah, nothing wrong with that woman, but take a look at his name:
Dwi Nur Narsis
Narsis is indonesian word for "being too proud of one's self, to the extent one believes s/he is VERY cool/beautiful/handsome, and likes to photograph his/her face"
LoL, can't believe a mother would name her daughter with that name
Proof 8: As Fierce as A Tiger
One fateful day...
Clerk: So, sir, tell us who would you like to be beside you in your ads
Candidate: I want something fierce! Powerful! Strong! So that my image is strong and is not someone to play with
Clerk: Oooh... how about the candidate for president?
Candidate: No, it's boring
Clerk: how about the other man of the people?
Candidate: No, I don't want to be compared to someone
Clerk: how about an actor? (remember Beckham?)
Candidate: No, it's too common....
The next morning....
Clerk: Sir, your ads is done!
Candidate: lemme see!
LoL that's Sumatran Tiger if I'm not wrong
Proof 9: Thrash Metal 4ever
Candidate: I like thrash metals like Napalm Death, Black Sabbath, Danzig, Prong, can you make my character fits them?
Printworks: Of course sir!
Proof 10: Beckham Strikes Again
you think Beckham's copyright infringement ends up there? No, here comes another bastard who used beckham:
the text reads: Even Beckham Chose No. 23 (the candidate's no., this relates to that shirt with no 23, maybe Beckham didn't protest or something when his shirt number's 23)
More proofs in the next post soon
It's full of laughter yet irony, showing how destroyed and funny Indonesia's political life is.
You want proof? Here's the inside of the e-mail (note: it's bets to see this if you understand Indonesian)
NOTE: THIS IS LONG!
Proof 1: I'm a Father
As a note, that Cynthia is an actress. And do you know the advertisement used for that guy there? He's Rafflyn Lamusu, Cynthia's father, and is a candidate for local government's office, and he use dthe fact that he's an actress' father to advertise himself! A fucking moron!
Proof 2: Eat With Your Right Hand
The words' translation:
Recover the national identity! Eat with your right hand!
LoL, then what about the left handed?
Proof 3: Look at Me
translation for the words to the left of that bastard:
Look at my photo, and I like it. Remember it, and I'm even happier. Choose me (number 3), you've made the right choice, for this is the way to our dreams. I'll work hard to ensure your welfare. I, we, and all of us 'coz (this is intended) our heart may have been born the same. Take note of my telephone no. (.....) to take my words. (Note: Stuck up jerk)
Under his pic: Can'date (intended- it was "calon legeslatif" candidate)
This bastard can't even write "karena"-because (he wrote it "karna"-coz) and legislatif-legislative (he wrote it legeslatif) the right way, and I'm going to entrust Indonesia to him? How about: Look at my photo and I remember I haven't shaved my beard, how about that sir?
Proof 4: Don't Forget Me
this one is pretty good, except the fact that a deceased person (that "Almarhum" means "deceased") is still there, add to that the fact that the photo is black-white, and the face is gone, with no name. Moreover, there's a banana tree behind it (Indonesians believe banana tree is where ghosts appear, thailand-style ghosts), what pops You wanna make a film titled "Candidate Ghost"??
Proof 5: Being Democrate is Where The Similarity Begins
Translation: -In America the Democrates gave birth to Barack Obama, and he won
-In Situbondo, the Democrate (the party's name) gave birth to Gatot Adi Wibowo S.Sos (a.k.a. Bambang), let's hope he wins too
this bastard even took Barack Obama's photo and usd it to advertise himself. I can't believe such a bastard exists. Also, his name is Gatot Adi Wibowo (an example for American name would be Mike) and his alias is Bambang? (American equivalent might be David or something common) Just how different are the names?
Proof 6: Beckham's Lucky Number
When you thought Indonesians took American figure for ads, you might think we'll take British figure as America's ally, you can't be wrong 'bout that
The text under beckham is:
"Beckham: 7 is my lucky number"
beside him is: I choose Mr.Yudha, no.7, because: he's young, smart, polite, works for the people
can you believe those jackasses? What if Beckham lawsuits them? LoL
Proof 7: Ambiguity of The Name
Yeah, nothing wrong with that woman, but take a look at his name:
Dwi Nur Narsis
Narsis is indonesian word for "being too proud of one's self, to the extent one believes s/he is VERY cool/beautiful/handsome, and likes to photograph his/her face"
LoL, can't believe a mother would name her daughter with that name
Proof 8: As Fierce as A Tiger
One fateful day...
Clerk: So, sir, tell us who would you like to be beside you in your ads
Candidate: I want something fierce! Powerful! Strong! So that my image is strong and is not someone to play with
Clerk: Oooh... how about the candidate for president?
Candidate: No, it's boring
Clerk: how about the other man of the people?
Candidate: No, I don't want to be compared to someone
Clerk: how about an actor? (remember Beckham?)
Candidate: No, it's too common....
The next morning....
Clerk: Sir, your ads is done!
Candidate: lemme see!
LoL that's Sumatran Tiger if I'm not wrong
Proof 9: Thrash Metal 4ever
Candidate: I like thrash metals like Napalm Death, Black Sabbath, Danzig, Prong, can you make my character fits them?
Printworks: Of course sir!
Proof 10: Beckham Strikes Again
you think Beckham's copyright infringement ends up there? No, here comes another bastard who used beckham:
the text reads: Even Beckham Chose No. 23 (the candidate's no., this relates to that shirt with no 23, maybe Beckham didn't protest or something when his shirt number's 23)
More proofs in the next post soon