Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it has a 1/65536 chance of freezing you

I wish metronome would stop making my pokemon faint with selfdestruct, explosion, or memento... :/

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now they start throwing items again

I wish throwing rocks was still as powerful as it used to be :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but all that's ever thrown are evolution stones.

I wish they didn't replace rocks with mud in the safari zone...

 

[anaxs]

granted but instead they replaced it with trees you can't explore in

i wish i had a wish

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted but not because you did not say a fucking wish

I wish I had every video game and system ever in the would

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, none of them work

I wish more people knew the definition of "indignation"

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you must travel around the world as a walking dictionary, telling people definitions of words they have never heard of.

I wish you could become the definition of insanity

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted but its shit

I wish for all the girls to be killed because of stupidity with a atomic bomb

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but after you fix the grammatical errors in your post

I wish I was male.

Ohohoho....I'm apparently a girl!​

 

[LunaWofl]

Edit: Granted, you change your displayed gender

I wish I had the ability to destroy the world

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, here's a big red button.

I wish I had a big red button on my desk...so I can "accidentally" press it.

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted but your blow up

I wish I did not have to go to school because its boring

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you don't learn to blackmail your teachers

I wish blackmailing people was easier

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you learn to do it without saying "This is a robbery" over the phone.

I wish I could perform a robbery over the phone...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but your phone is tracked

I wish my phone could pick up my location instead of spazzing out and telling me I'm everywhere >_

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but apparently, it says you're in Alaska.

I wish my phone would stop giving me such threatening messages...

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted but it does not fucking work because your phone has a viris

I wish to be finn the humin for real

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but as a "humin", he is a disfigured abomination

I wish for a better service provider

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but customer service is shit beyond belief.

I wish the customer service for most businesses weren't so shitty...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now none of them have customer service

I wish I had less stupid to listen to