Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, I've been placing them inside your room ever since the portal appeared in your attic

I wish the orange portal wasn't on the moon :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the blue one is.

I wish to fire a portal while building up speed~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are caught for illegal narcotics possession

I wish I could possess a packet of instant pudding

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it takes 20 minutes to make.

I wish the "instant" in instant pudding wasn't so misleading... >_

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now it's no longer in a packet

I wish to spend all my money on pudding

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, everything you own is now made of pudding.

I wish everything was made of pudding...even my instant pudding packet...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but everything is contaminated...

I wish for comatose pudding

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it hardened.

I wish for rare candies

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you break your jaw on them

I wish jaws could be stopped with hard candy

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, a giant jawbreaker is made.

I wish for gummies

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they restore 30% of your max health

I wish I could confuse someone by HEY LOOK, A DISTRACTION... silly fools... they shall all bow down to me in the handheld market, for I have devised a playstation vita, with TWO game slots... I'm such a genius~

 

[Coltonamore]

GRANTED but you failed



I wish to be in the computer world like that adventure time epasoide but instead of killing sleeping sam I kill the ice king

 

[Sheimi]

Granted, but you cannot get out of the episode

I wish I had some chocolate chip cookies

 

[Coltonamore]

GRANTED but they meleated

I wish for a super card ds2

 

[nukeboy95]

GRANTED, but you have a custom firm ware that block the card



Ich wünschte ich wüsste Deutsch und nicht genutzt hat Google übersetzen

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I couldn't be stuffed to translate that, so you now have hemorrhoids...

I wish for a jar of candy

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the lid is super-glued onto the jar, which is dipped in a thick layer of epoxy.
Also, "I wish I knew German without the use of Google Translate." It also looked like that translation came out of a machine
(yay, looks like I DID learn something from German class!)

Uh...right, as the only "wild" Hydreigon, I wish people would stop trying to stuff me in their balls... D:

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they now try to stuff you into Bill's PC

I wish I knew why he has so many boxes :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but those boxes can now hold one pokemon each.

I wish metronome didn't make me fling my lucky egg at the opponent...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now it keeps making you use splash

I wish splash has a 1 in 65536 chance of doing something cool