Corrupt a wish!

[Luigi2012SM64DS]

Granted, but it was made out of sand.
I wish I was an admin in gbatemp so I can ban you. (answer : but i was an admin too.)

 

[DinohScene]

Not granted.
No banning my pony fwiend );


I wish for another bottle of Southern Comfort.

 

[machomuu]

Granted, but then it's stolen by Candlejack.

I wish tha

 

[Luigi2012SM64DS]

Not granted. what did you want?
i wish who ever posts next is banned and cannot not grant this wish (remember that i am asking)

 

[Hydreigon]

Wish left ungranted.

I wish I gave a damn to grant that wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

I wish I could be stuffed enough to grant that wish

 

[Hydreigon]

I wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

wish to

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Wished, but i grant

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but wished I.

 

[machomuu]

Granted because Candlejack said so.

I wish fo

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i wish for candlejack-

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but applejack.

I wish for a vulnerability in the force box.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its now the fourth wall

I wish I knew why people are surprised when I look at them outside of their TVish thingies

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they think you're a serial killer. I mean, what else are you going to do with that hacksaw you're holding? Make cupcakes from other ponies?
Nah...

I wish the fourth wall didn't exist.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now our perception of reality makes no sense

I wish my hair was more curly to accommodate gummy biting it

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but gummy still has no fucks to give

I wish to learn not to give a fuck in over 30 languages

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but 28 of those are mistranslated...

I wish for a mistranslated banana

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it sends the banana to the sun.

I wish for a mistranslated megaphone.