Corrupt a wish!

[nukeboy95]

Granted, you will get a battery and a fire

i wish for more time to be awsome on gbatemp

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you start liking ponies

I wish I knew if anyone here thinks I'm awesome :/

 

[pocchama1996]

Granted, but the one person who thought so killed himself due to the embarrassment of you finding out.

I wish I had like 30 god damn dicks.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you are surrounded by 30, sweaty, men, who go by the name "Richard"

I wish for some brain bleach...

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, you are surrounded by 30, sweaty, men, who go by the name "Richard"

I wish for some brain bleach...

Granted, *gives water



i wish i cud have my water back

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it is now in the form of human excrement

I wish to think of a piss poor reason to make a wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you better drink your own piss

I wish for an excuse to drink my own piss

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I'm drinking my own piss.

I wish to give the world a golden shower

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the world is now made out of pure sodium

I wish for an entire world made out of sodium

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it also rains frequently

I wish for a clump of pure sodium

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its locked inside an unbreakable safe~

I wish for some salt...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but 2Na + Cl2 → 2NaCl

I wish for combustion.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, here is a lemon

I wish for a polymer~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it melts D:

I wish to flood the EoF with neurotoxins.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you become a potato

I wish to know what happened to that bird...

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, it got some acid and died do to bleach being add to that acid

i wish i knew what bird ur talking about

 

[TheRedfox]

Granted, now you're a pony

I wish a empty sig for @[member='FrozenIndignation']

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's a picture of pinkamena staring at you intently at 10% opacity

I wish for combustible muffins...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they are throw at you by derpy~

I wish 10% opacity was more visable~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now I notice a prinny cap that wasn't there originally

I wish for prinny squad revival, d00d!