Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, soon

I wish my plan would work faster

 

[TheRedfox]

Granted, it will work 0,0001X faster

I wish a unban for monkat

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but all posts are now nipples

I wish for a giant enemy crab

 

[TheRedfox]

Granted, it blows up in front of you

I wish a ban for frozen

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's in the you are banned game.

I wish for a prinny

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it explodes when you throw it d00d

I wonder what would happen if you threw me

 

[TheRedfox]

You'll fall apart and MLP will be gone MUHAHHAHAAH

I wish a own pony(not a MLP one)

 

[Luigi2012SM64DS]

granted but it was a male
i wish somebody farted

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but no one's around except for you.

I wish you drank some expired milk prior to farting...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you can no longer stop pooping

I wish for a bright orange costume... and a portal gun

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you start pooping into portals

I wish to discover the effects of combining 1 liter of expired milk and laxatives

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you superglue yourself to a toilet bowl...

I wish for anal wind propulsion~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, here's a turbine in the form of an anus.

I wish for frightening anal pleasure

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, But you don't get it from me D;

I wish for a romantic boat ride with Paarish

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it sinks

I wish for prinnies, prinnies EVERYWHERE!!!

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, you can't touch them and I have a prinny hat ;3


I wish for food.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its soggy

I wish for a boat made out of cheese

 

[TheRedfox]

Granted, but it's rotten cheese at 60 degrees celcius

I wish a new sony xperia S

 

[DinohScene]

Granted,

It won't work.


I wish for a big fastfood meal for me and Paar to share in my car

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it's been sneezed on...

I wish for a sandwich made out of sandwiches