Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it magically takes a pokemon and stuffs it into a fist-sized ball.

I wish I didn't get ripped off by that magikarp guy.

 

[Black-Ice]

Granted, (Hydreigon receives $3)

but the magikarp don't listen to you

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it listens to me...

And as such I've expressed my wish of telling it all about the pokemon slaughter houses~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they don't actually exist.

I wish for seaponies.

 

[LunaWofl]

THEYDONTEXISTTHEYDONTEXISTGRANTEDTHEYDONTEXISTTHEYDONTEXIST >_

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's applejack as a seapony

I wish for a hammer.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i use it to try and forget about sea ponies.

I wish for smooze

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted.

Hmm...I actually have some in my freezer... o_o

I wish life would stop giving me all of these lemons..

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, life gives you cherries.

I wish to make combustible cherries

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they don't ignite.

I wish for nightmares.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted,

I wish for a pink tyrant.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but...

I wish for flutterrage.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you have activated my trap card

I wish I could dodge rain...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but first, you must learn to dodge traffic.

I wish to dodge knives.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the person throwing knives at you is now blind...

I wish to know why when i tell people to fail, they do so...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now they never fail.

I wish I knew why the velociraptor in my room keeps throwing bananas at me...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now they throw yogurt at you.

I wish for an illogical initiative.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, let's start with randomly dividing by zero.

I wish to fix the universe.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but we need to go back... BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!

... I wish I knew where I left the damn time machine...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you... *gets shot*

I wish to know who keeps shooting me...