Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you are its only inhabitant.

I wish to double the fun.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the scary butt fun has been doubled :/

I wish for the merriment to experience an increase of two-fold.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I reduce it by one half.

I wish that we still used the royal canterlot voice.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted,

WE WISH FOR FUS RO DAH!!!

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Granted, you're fired.
I wish that I had a contra game.

I actually got fired today...
YOU BASTARD!

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, the ponies eat politicians.

I wish I could bring my dog back to life

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, but he dies again... :<

I wish my mom would stop spanking my ass.

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but now she decides to shrink you to do 'other' things to you.

I wish people on here understands that Christmas isn't about commericialism.

 

[YetoJesse]

Granted, now everyone pees their pants and go to bed before 8PM so that santa can come and give them giftz :3

I wish someone could give me a nice Laptop with windows 7/XP so I can do my study next year -.-'

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it keeps overheating

I wish i could force a world in which everyone is productive.

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted! Now the government is useless to control the oppressed.

I wish girls would be as open minded as the menu in a buffet.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, all they think about is food

I wish Christmas break would come sooner.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Granted, all they think about is food

I wish Christmas break would come sooner.

Granted, it's here (and been here since Friday ) for others but not for you.

I wish there were no such thing as stupidity.

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted! Now if someone does something completely the opposite of brillance, we call it 'Genius'!

I wish for this country to help their people and not 'third' countries!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, if only our government gave a rat's ass about us.

I wish I had a fuck to give. Someone stole mine... D:

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you got a gift : a PONY FLESHLIGHT
now give that fuck

I wish for no more weeboooooos

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now japanese is the only known language

I wish for muffin.gif

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, muffins.gif

I wish for

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish for

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted

I wish for