Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they strip the hides of animals in the most painful possible way...

I wish more people know about the OTHER PETA...
People for the Eating of Tasty Animals...

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, it is officially a holiday to celebrate PETA Day, in which people start eating tasty animals.

I wish they are successful

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now PETA takes over PETA.

I wish for people to eat more tasty animals.

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, it is now considered a felony to not eat a tasty animal on every meal, on every day.

I wish Mario would bring us more tanooki fur for the upcoming winter.

 

[YetoJesse]

Granted, but you transform and not knowing how to use it you fly up and up and up into the cold and lonesome sky...

I wish there would be snow in the summer -.-' and I mean real snow in real summer... F the musquitos!

 

[xalphax]

Granted, but you don't like your new job at the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station (okay, technically it snows rarely there, but still: no mosquitos!)

I wish I knew the absolute truth, and that nothing horrible is going to happen to me!

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted, nothing happens to you at all.

I wish see fluttershy to be a dominatrix.i

 

[YetoJesse]

Grant but she kills you and every time she brings you back to life, you here the same words over and over >< "Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!!!"

I wish that everyone thing I buy is half the price.. everything and only for me! ^^

 

[xalphax]

Granted, but now you also only get half the quality.

I wish that nobody gets hurt!

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but that will mean each time a person almost gets hurt. A piano falls on you for the fun of it.

I wish MLP will stop being cute and start becoming sexy.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, your mind forces you to instantly rule 34 every pony pic you see~

I wish for pepper~

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but now you have to deal with Pepper Ann.

I wish for coconuts.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you don't know how to crack them open.

I wish for a distraction.

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but Luna returns with vengeance and you fell for the trip!

 

[Hydreigon]

I wish you made a wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it doesn't print paper.

I wish for the ability to stop time.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, but you stop along with time so it's as if time never stopped. (what if this actually already happens and we just don't know it o.o)

I wish... uhm... for Skyrim.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are forever attacked by dragons.

I wish my cat was immortal D:

 

[person66]

Granted, but it runs away and you never see it again.

I wish my dog was immortal

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now it prints paper.

I wish to print paper.