Corrupt a wish!

[kevan]

Thankyou for fixing it~~~

Granted but school is cancelled
I wish for food D:

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, but you're still hungry >

I wish for ideas as to what I should ask for for Christmas.

 

[kevan]

Granted but they are horrible ideas.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Oh, okay.

I wish that you made a wish... ha.

 

[kevan]

Granted but... DAMNIT!
I wish that you didn't mindfuck me.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but you are left so confused you are now a zombie

I wish for US PSN available for my PAL PSP. Xenogears, chrono cross, parasite eve, me want! Also sick of the cropped screen for us. FUCK.

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but PSN is down and discontinue the games.

I wish for better service on my smartphone.

 

[YetoJesse]

Granted, you get an entire helpdesk crew holding your hand while going to the toilet -.-' ask them aaaall your questions..

I wish I had the phone I wanted... *sigh*

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get it without a battery or charger.

I wish to find meaning in the meaningless~

Oh wait: there it is~
meaningless

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, you now know what the suffix 'less' means.

I wish to find the philosophy of life.

 

[KingVamp]

Granted, you now know what the suffix 'less' means.

I wish to find the philosophy of life.

Wish granted, but you get tentacle grape everyday.

Wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted.

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, I will not corrupt your wish... but since I granted your wish by not corrupting your wish, I have corrupted your wish, which in actuality, I haven't corrupted your wish...

Now that I have learned about the philosophy of life (), I now wish for the philosophy of love.

 

[Thesolcity]

You may learn it. But you will be repulsive and forever alone.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but nothig is suspected

i wish for nothig to be everythig's evil sibling

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, but now, we have a world full of evil siblings.

I wish all of my evil siblings were female lolis.

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted, but now they have pingases.

I wish lolis have never existed.

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, they never exist in the 2D world; instead, they exist in the 3D world.

I wish the above was totally true.

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted, but they have these huge eyes that looks like they are falling out from their sockets.

I wish this was fake.

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, they don't have huge eyes that look like they are falling out from their sockets.

Instead, they look [censored] and [censored].

 

[Canonbeat234]

Not granted due to lack of wishing.


I wish for a brand new car.