Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted. It's also a magnet for bird poop.

I wish to print paper while suspecting nothig.

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but the paper suspect you to print something else besides them.

I wish for lolis to attack s4mid4re!

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, they're graping me... badly.

I wish the lolis grape me... the manly me!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, they would grape you if you had a manly you.

I wish for something to explode.

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but they turn into shotas once they grape your manhood.

I wish for anime to disappear forever.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but so does the internet.

I wish to do an internet.

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, you made... babies with the Internet

I wish anime was reality.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now you have to wear a bright orange costume forever.

I wish for nothing to happen.

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but your paper suspected something.

I wish people to listen to dubstep everyday.

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, nothig is happening anymore.

I wish nothig was everythig.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but everythig becomes nothig.

I wish for nothig to become paper.

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but now we have to write on rock.

I wish people to listen to dubstep everyday.

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, people listened to them, but didn't like them, (magically) causing an uproar in loli fetishes.

I wish the above were true!

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but the fans of dubstep cause a war between them and loli fans.

I wish for more episodes of perfect hair forever.

 

[Hydreigon]

Grasnted, but you begin to print paper.

I wish to print nothig.

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, but you printed everythig instead.

I wish to not print.

 

[TwistedBlizzard]

Granted but you still ran out of ink
I wish for life to be simple

 

[kevan]

Granted but death is complicated
I wish for this wish to not be corrupted

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, I grant your incorruptible wish without corrupting it.

I wish not printing paper became illegal.

 

[kevan]

Granted but printing becomes illegal
I wish that s4mid4re was my father