Corrupt a wish!

[Canonbeat234]

Granted, however Tess only likes you at nighttime (8PM-10PM) then she starts hating you all over again.

I wish I have a freakin laptop and not come here to screw around.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Fine! You get a laptop but no girls like you! Haha

Uhm. I wish Tess liked me all the time.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but she gets more "clingy."

I wish my computer would stop shutting off randomly.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now it is haunted... LIKE MY IPOD

i wish my ipod wasn't haunted D:

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now everything else you own is haunted.

I wish my computer was haunted.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is haunted by a really well designed virus... almost like the kind you find in the movies

I wish movies would stop doing that D:

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Now it's part of your daily life.

I wish for a screamer.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish for control over the media

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, everything is now censored. yay~

I wish for censorship.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, now all text is invisible to prevent people from reading it

I wish for a cyanide capsule

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you can't see it since it's invisible, like this text is.

I wish for visible text

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now all wishes are stupid

I wish for stupid

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, you're stupid.

I WISH Tess was clingy :]

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but...not in a good way.

I wish for more stupid.

 

[LunaWofl]

Derr NO YOU!!!

I wish for more stupid

 

[Bobbyloujo]

herp durr derp

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, you are now herp durr derp!

I wish I accidentally you.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I think you accidentally a word.

I wish to accidentally everything.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i help~

I wish to whole

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I

I wish to