Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its not safe to mention on this forum

I wish to punch, whoever, or whatever created this world we dwell in, right in the face

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but this entity also punches you in the face.

I wish to kick that thing in the balls, if it has any.

 

[duel]

Granted, but it was you who unknowingly created everything, so you just kicked yourself in the balls.

I wish I had good luck forever.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, but forever ends.

I wish I wasn't still working on this stupid school work.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you work on a symphony instead much to the irritation of your teachers.

I wish i was less scatterbrained...

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, now you don't have a brain.

I wish I could think of good wishes instead of just ways to corrupt other people's wishes.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you lose the ability to corrupt wishes

I wish for a slice of bacon made out of an eatable polymer

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now I'm 200x more insane.

I wish to do a barrel roll while I do a barrel roll.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, your wish came out perfect now that I no longer have the ability to corrupt wishes.

I wish I could corrupt wishes.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the corruption is moot

I wish for a can of soup

 

[duel]

Granted, but there's a hole in the bottom of the can so your soup spills on the floor and you have to clean it up.

I wish I was a Pokemon Master.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but none of your pokemon obay you

I wish to catch a pokeball in a pokeball

 

[Sheimi]

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish I was a magician,

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you don't know any spells.

I wish I could become anything.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you become the dark magician card...

I wish for obscurities...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but one of them is you...

I wish for some neurotoxin.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it is not potent.

I wish for my hand to glow with an awesome power

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, but all your hand does is glow. Nothing else.

I wish you hadn't posted before me so that I wouldn't have had to edit my post.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i am no longer forced to wear a bright orange costume

I wish to be a better ninja

 

[duel]

Granted, but you are so stealthy that you are never seen or heard from again.

I wish I knew what sound a falling tree makes in the woods when no-one is around to hear it.