Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you have to go through all that effort...

I wish to be obligated to watch every video posted :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. This includes the 10 hour nyan cat video I posted a while ago.

I wish to watch a video that is longer than 10 hours.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted >_>; but you have to find one first

I wish to find a goldfish

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's dead. D:

I wish it wasn't so freaking cold in my room...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you set your room on fire

I wish i could put out the fire in MY room :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you do so with piss.

Spoiler

Bear Grylls approves.

I wish to piss napalm.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, but it obviously hurts a lot.

I wish it was Monday (gasp)

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. It's Monday! IT'S MONDAY EVERYDAY!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!

I wish Mondays did not suck...

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Oh crap o.o

Granted, but now Fridays suck.

I wish Fridays didn't suck now.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now the weekends suck.

I wish the weekends didn't suck.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now i suck

I wish for a smoothie.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, now go suck on your smoothie.

I wish I had more Coke

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you get arrested for having drugs in your possession.

I wish for an explosive.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you are the detonator

I wish for a muffin bomb

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, but the muffin has raisins instead of blueberries D:

I wish I understood why people like My Little Pony so much

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you become addicted to it

I wish more people would pick up on little details...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now people are anal about every single detail.

I wish I didn't sit next to idiots in my precalc class...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you start sitting next to people who want to talk to you during it~

I wish for unhomogenized milk

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's sour as hell.

I wish for some uranium.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its depleted.

I wish for a new element