Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they taste weird

I wish for apples

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, they're made of gold so you can't bite into them.

I wish for waffles.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they taste terrible

I wish for pancakes

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, they taste terrible.

I wish for a sammich.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it tastes terrible.

I wish for something to taste terrible.

 

[person66]

Granted, but it doesn't taste terrible to you.

I wish that I had something better to do with my time

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you get a fkn job to make ur own money

I wish to dive in the ocean, naked like a siren

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted, but seeing as you mentioned sirens, the police come and arrest you for indecent exposure.

I wish for a copy of Obi-Wan Kenobi's lightsaber used at the conclusion of the Clone Wars.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's a cheap knock-off.

I wish for nyan cat.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get this

Spoiler

[youtube]http://youtu.be/AEE1L8rTQg0[/youtube]

I wish for space

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but NOBODY'S GOING TO SPACE, MATE!

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was~

 

[person66]

Granted, you are the very best at failing

I wish for a pidgey

 

[Chikaku-chan]

Granted, you are a small little bird that is never useful.

I wish I was a billionaire, so f**king bad~

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. Now you're a billionaire. Unfortunately this is because everyone is using Zimbabwe dollars.
So a small soda costs 3 billion dollars, and all the local kids are running around with wagons full of nearly worthless paper money.

Enjoy your newfound status!

I wish I had a bigger TV.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but there is a picture of a half-naked guy burned into the screen.

I wish I didn't have such a sick, twisted mind.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted.
Now you blush every time you see the half-naked guy burned into my TV screen.
Aren't you sweet?


I wish I could have the chance to shoot a Gatling gun.
#WatchingTooMuchTopShot

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, now it's broken cuz you shot it.

I wish I could have my own fighter jet.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. For the first time in this thread you get precisely what you asked for: a fighter jet.
Just the jet.
Complete with arm straps so you can attach yourself to it.
Bon voyage, Mr. Wile E. Coyote!


I wish Winter would hurry the hell up. I'm tired of this heat!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now winter never ends.

I wish for a pet rock.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its a geodude

I wish for a geodude