Corrupt a wish!

[person66]

Granted, but you fall of a cliff trying them and die

I wish for soap

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it smells of hobo

I wish for someone to tell me if this rag smells like chloroform

 

[person66]

Yes, it definitely does, see? *hands it back to you, and you take a sniff, then fall to the ground*

I wish I could learn my ABC's

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you learn them backwords

I wish for an alternate reality

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, now everyone, including me, is a troll.

I wish for a troll.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it gets banned

I wish for trololo

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, aaaaaaaaaaaah, yah yah-yah, ya-ya yaaaaaaah, yaaaah, yah yah, oooooohohohoh hooooooo, yah yah yaaaaaaah, yaaaaaah, haa haa. yehyehyehyeh yeye ye ye, ohohohohoho, yehyehyehyeh yeye ye ye, ohohohohohoooooooooooooo, oooh ho hooooohooo, haha.

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-eeeeeeee
Lala laaa laaa lala

Lolololololo, lololololol, lolololololo, lololol, LOL!

I wish for moar trololol.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get this

Spoiler

[youtube]http://youtu.be/1Wytn-_MSBo[/youtube]

I wish for rainbow dash

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but she accuses you for being a spy.

I wish for celestia.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are now a princess

I wish for princess luna

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but she gets banned.

I wish for pinkie pie.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get this

Spoiler

[youtube]http://youtu.be/JgbRy_rWB04[/youtube]

I wish to prevent myself from editing this post

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, too late now.

I wish for edit.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you get edied to age 100 and will die in a few hours

I wish to be 17 again

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you travel back in time to when you were 17

I wish for popcorn

 

[machomuu]

Granted, but there is no butter on them

I wish for Jiffy-pop.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you cannot have any

I wish phantom brave would be less tedious >_>;

 

[machomuu]

STFU!
I mean...granted, it's freakin' awesome

I wish for a game to play.

 

[Forstride]

Granted, but the system the game is for breaks. >

I wish I had motivation to continue working on my Zelda fan game.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but once finished you lose all the database

I wish for M&M's