Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you get a headless hammer.

I wish for some coffee.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you steal it from machomuu

I wish for stale coffee

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, here's some "coffee."

LET'S SAY I WANT A HAMMER, DO YOU KNOW WHAT A HAMMER IS? THAT'S WHAT I WANT, A DAMN HAMMER.

 

[LunaWofl]

No wish detected, nothing was granted

I wish for pluto

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, mars.

I wish for bananas.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but your are shot...

TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

I wish for a reason

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you must think of it yourself.

I wish for this wish to be granted.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but in doing so it fails to be granted

I wish I could beat demon's souls already >_

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but your game unexpectedly crashes at the end.

I wish for autocorrect to stop correcting me.
*grants own wish*

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted but now you are never correct

I wish to be correct

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now, you are wrong.

I wish for no

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get sausagehead

I wish for rarity

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, applejack.

I wish for fluttershy.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get derpy

I wish for pinkie pie

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, gilda.

I wish for rainbow dash.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted you get fluttershy

I wish for a clock

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's missing both the hour hand and the minute hand.

I wish for a big red button that says "do not press."

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its the same red button that i wished for... and is still in chuck norris' ... yeah...

Edit: wish

 

[Hydreigon]

Edit: Granted.

Edit: I wish for one.

 

[LunaWofl]

Edit: granted

Edit: i wish this were edited by a mod