Corrupt a wish!

[toguro_max]

Granted, but your screen is only displaying a CGA resolution.

I wish the next "wish granter" grant the second next wish

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted, but the second wish was inert.

I wish pokeballs and dragonballs were inert.

 

[DarkStriker]

Granted, but thanks to the wish the storyline were reversed and the villains took over the galaxy, while the pokemon roamed free and made the humans their own pokemon since using of guns will be banned on the TV show if used (Yes a episode were banned for use of gun in US)

I wish Canonbeat atleast told me what inert was before i had to google it

 

[Infinite Zero]

granted, but after after that, you'll never be able to google again.

i wish i could play volleyball anywhere

 

[CannonFoddr]

Granted but everything underwater now, so the ball just floats

I wish I could stop shift work, but still get paid the same amount each week

 

[DarkStriker]

Bleh one was faster than me.. idk for the next one

 

[toguro_max]

Granted but everything underwater now, so the ball just floats

I wish I could stop shift work, but still get paid the same amount each week

So do I... aff, back on topic

Granted, but are now the manager everyone hates and will be fired a week from now.

I wish the Alexandria library weren't destroyed

 

[CannonFoddr]

Granted but you've forgotten how to read

I wish I could complete any game I play

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted but now you HAVE TO FINISH THEM ALL! *foaming at mouth*

I wish fur coats were made from real furries.

 

[DarkStriker]

Granted, but now furries are extinct and can not be made anymore.

I wish for world of paralell dimensions

 

[sonicsmash2]

Granted but they're all black holes

I wish I had better internet

 

[scrtmstr]

granted, but your computer explodes so you can't use it.

I wish those damn lazy carpetters got a move on and lay my new floor.

 

[DarkStriker]

Granted, but becasue of the hurried service the new floor gets broken after 3 days

I wish that the galaxy had an end

 

[person66]

Granted, but you'll have to devote your life to reaching it, and fail

I wish summer lasted longer

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. The world stops turning with your country nearest the sun.
Enjoy your endless Summer day.


I wish I had a pizza.

 

[The Pi]

Granted.

"I hope you like donkey meat."

I wish I had telekinesis.

 

[person66]

Granted, but it only works on squirrels

I wish that my wishes weren't granted

 

[The Pi]

Granted.

I wish I could kill with a spoon.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted!





I wish I had a live-in maid to clean my house.

 

[The Pi]

Granted, but she's a 80 year old who only cleans a square meter per hour.

(my wish was a reference to that video)

I wish I ruled the world.