Corrupt a wish!

[YayMii]

Granted, but the art of teleporting isn't quite perfected yet, so you explode.

I wish I knew what tomorrow was like.

 

[person66]

Granted, but you will suddenly have short-term memory loss

I wish I could figure out what to do next in wind waker

 

[YayMii]

Granted, but you lost all your saved games in all of your other Zelda games.

I wish I knew what being a leprechaun is like.

 

[person66]

Granted by being turned in to a leprechaun, then captured for scientific research (and money)

I wish for a fish

 

[YayMii]

Granted, but it was ifish.

I wish I had another milkshake.

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Granted, but it was ifish.

I wish I had another milkshake.

Granted, but the milkshake has been sitting in the sun for 3 days.

I wish I had $10

 

[YayMii]

Granted, but the economy has become so crappy, that all it can buy is a single piece of gum.

I wish I knew how the world would change if green beans weren't green.

 

[Shinigami357]

granted, but then you become color blind

i wish this thread wasn't this long

 

[Infinite Zero]

granted. but now threads will last 10 posts only.

i wsh i knew how to view 3D images by cross eye

 

[ii-c-going]

Granted,

But you'll never get your eyes un-crossed again...

I wish i had a bigger tv...

 

[CannonFoddr]

Granted , but it fell off the wall mounting & flattened you

I wish I was Home

 

[Paarish]

granted but your family has moved somewhere else

I wish that it would stop raining

 

[person66]

Granted, but now it's hailing

I wish I had a time machine

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted, but the Postal Guy was the deliver guy.
I don't get it...

QUOTE(person66 @ Aug 4 2010, 03:21 PM) Granted, but now it's hailing

I wish I had a time machine

Granted, but it's mine and I've just taken it back from you.

I wish my new screwdriver was here.

 

[Shinigami357]

granted, but now you'll be banned from using any screws.

i wish no one posts after me

 

[person66]

granted, but it was only for 20 minutes

I wish this thread would get stickied

 

[toguro_max]

Granted, but now it's not active anymore.

I wish my computer were better.

Granted, but the Postal Guy was the deliver guy.

I don't get it...

It's from the game series Postal.

 

[YayMii]

Granted, but somehow it got an RRoD.

I wish that Goldfish crackers would act like pets.

 

[ChuckBartowski]

Granted, but then your cat ate them all.

I wish i was in space right now.

 

[YayMii]

Granted, but then your cat ate them all.I don't have a cat.QUOTE(ChuckBartowski @ Aug 4 2010, 01:05 PM) I wish i was in space right now.

Granted, but you die due to lack of oxygen.

I wish that plates of spaghetti were falling from the sky.