Corrupt a wish!

[CannonFoddr]

Granted - but you realize you allergic to Spaghetti

I Wish I wasn't afraid of ladders

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted, but a ladder crushes you after you having plenty of time to run away but failing to do so due to your complete lack of fear regarding ladders.

I wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can't.

 

[Ace]

Granted, but your face and body freezes due to the travelling speed.

I wish my printer was a lazer printer.

 

[gameboy13]

Granted, but the laser is so intense, it lights the paper on fire and ends up burning your house down.

I wish my Death Note manga box set would get here tomorrow.

 

[YayMii]

Granted, but they confused your order with a really girly shojo.

I wish kittens invaded Vulpes' house.

 

[person66]

Granted, but mutant space monkeys invade your house

I wish my post count increased in the edge of the fourum

 

[Deleted User]

It doesn't. Haha. (Captain Obivous Strikes Again).

Wish corrupted.

 

[gameboy13]

Umm... Granted?

I wish I was the ruler of the world.

 

[Shinigami357]

granted, but then you get assassinated by some dark force of evil hell-bent on taking over the world (where did i hear that before??? lolz)

i wish i am a billionaire

 

[ProtoKun7]

Umm... Granted?

I wish I was the ruler of the world.
Granted. You're a 15cm Shatterproof.

QUOTE(Shinigami357 @ Aug 5 2010, 04:29 PM) granted, but then you get assassinated by some dark force of evil hell-bent on taking over the world (where did i hear that before??? lolz)

i wish i am a billionaire

Granted. You're a Ugandan billionaire.

 

[Shinigami357]

granted, but your wish was that you got banned from gbatemp
(you didn't actually wish for anything)
i wish i can stop posting in this ridiculous thread and making it longer then ever before.

 

[The Pi]

i wish i can stop posting in this ridiculous thread and making it longer then ever before.

Granted, but you start posting in the "you are banned" thread

I wish I had a gun.

 

[Shinigami357]

granted, but it's a water gun that fires 1 microliter every eon.

i wish my avatar didn't suddenly go disappearing on me.

 

[The Pi]

i wish my avatar didn't suddenly go disappearing on me.

Granted but it is permanently a pic of justin fuckface

I wish had a HTC desire

 

[Shinigami357]

granted, but the government confiscates it and puts you in jail for using "russian spy equipment" lolz

i wish i can continue making witty comebacks for the rest of my life

(btw, ai enma came back into my avatar settings and sent justin whats-his-face "straight to hell")

 

[ProtoKun7]

granted, but your wish was that you got banned from gbatemp
(you didn't actually wish for anything)
i wish i can stop posting in this ridiculous thread and making it longer then ever before.

You're right, I forgot

Granted, but comebacks are all you can say.

I wish that I had unlimited regenerations.

 

[gameboy13]

Granted, but every time you regenerate, you get more and more deformed.

I wish I had a mate.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted, but you're not mating with me, sunshine!

I wish for a quiet life.

 

[toguro_max]

Granted, but everyone else is dead.

I wish i had a good wish

 

[gameboy13]

Granted.

I wish I pwned GBAtemp.