Corrupt a wish!

[Shinigami357]

granted, but only for 30 minutes, and then every copy will be burned/deleted.

i wish the typhoon would leave the country (this ever-messed-up weather!!! grrrr!!!)

 

[Infinite Zero]

granted that Ester left. but THERE'S ANOTHER ONE NEXT WEEK NOOOOO

I WISH USING THE AIRCON didnt need to be so expensive

 

[Shinigami357]

granted that Ester left. but THERE'S ANOTHER ONE NEXT WEEK NOOOOO

I WISH USING THE AIRCON didnt need to be so expensive

you're probably right about there being another one next week. darned weather!!!

anyway...
granted, but the aircon now makes air warmer rather than colder.

 

[ChuckBartowski]

Uh granted, but you didnt make a wish so now you may never make one again.

I wish i had an i7.

 

[shamiko_]

Uh granted, but you didnt make a wish so now you may never make one again.

I wish i had an i7.

granted but your pc is too old and its a netop...


i wish i had the 3ds already

 

[YayMii]

Granted, but you become blind before you are able to play it.

I wish I had a real-life Yoshi to ride on.

 

[DunkrWunkah]

Granted, but he bites an innocent bystander and is put down.

I wish that I lived in Oregon.

 

[person66]

Granted, but Oregon is moved to an unkown location somewhere along the coast of Antarctica for absolutely no reason at all

I wish I wasn't covered in bug bites

 

[Shinigami357]

Uh granted, but you didnt make a wish so now you may never make one again.

I wish i had an i7.

my wish was written in invisible ink. surely the intercept would have seen that???

granted. now you're covered in snake bites.

i wish i had a class 6 micro SD with 8 gigs of memory for my Ak2i

EDIT: wait, wasn't it the intersect???

 

[monkat]

i wish i had a class 6 micro SD with 8 gigs of memory for my Ak2i

Granted! But it's non-writeable.

I wish I was irresistible to women

 

[Shinigami357]

granted. but only to female halves of every species except the good old homo sapiens.

i wish i can watch the community shield match right now

 

[shamiko_]

granted. but only to female halves of every species except the good old homo sapiens.

i wish i can watch the community shield match right now

granted but you couldn't afford to pay for tickets and you are too poor top own a tv.



i wished Mario DIDN"T jumped off Yoshi just to save himself

 

[alidsl]

Granted but he gets aids

I wish Yoshi was blue

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted but you will lose him instantly and never be able to regain it

I wish I had godly powers

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted, but it's Buddha, so you get to sit there and do nothing.

I wish I had the ultimate phone.

 

[DarkStriker]

Granted, but everyone left it and went for the iPad Pro "F"hone which is the new form of phone that cant not communicate with other phone's but the iPad Pro Fhone.

I wish you guys a merry christmas soon in some months xD

 

[Shinigami357]

uh... thanks??? but your christmas won't be merry (at least you hae some months to prepare, muahahahaha)

i wish i didn't have this raging headache right now

 

[YayMii]

Granted, but the pain travels to another part of your body.

I wish I had a cookie.

 

[Shinigami357]

granted, but then cookie monster appears and "onyx-pectedly" eats it

i wish for something which isn't everything to be nothing, but anything is enough.

 

[person66]

granted, you are now nothing

I wish this PSP had a better web browser