Corrupt a wish!

[Infinite Zero]

granted, but only for 10 minutes

i wished i never created a bday thread

 

[person66]

Granted, but you have to make a thread for every holiday other than b-days

I wish I had a million dollars to spend on whatever I want

 

[CannonFoddr]

Granted, but the world decided to use the Euro

I wish I could get rid of these migraines I keep getting

 

[gameboy13]

Granted, but you receive chest pains regularly instead.

I wish my best friend was a furry.

 

[person66]

Granted, but you won't be a furry anymore

I wish I could find a dodo bird and make it my friend and teach it to fly

 

[Hop2089]

Granted but it's hunted 2 minutes later and eaten thus making it extinct for the second time.

I wish Carina Veretti from Shukufuku no Campanella would smack Leicester with her magic paddle when he flirts with the other girls.

 

[DunkrWunkah]

Granted, but he'll never like her.

I wish that I could sleep.

 

[scrtmstr]

granted, but you'll sleep for so long that you mis out on the most important things in life.

I wish I was on holiday.

 

[The Pi]

Granted, but a plane randomly falls on you

I wish for a this wish to never be corrupted.

 

[gameboy13]

Granted, but it's not corrupted.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but you're quickly sliced into teeeeeeny tiny bologna.

I wish Summer was over already!

 

[person66]

Granted, but the other seasons pass in a day and than it's summer again

I wish for a kite

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Spoiler: granted!

This is your very own Red Kite.
The carrion-eating bird rips out your eyes.

I wish I could live underground.

 

[Deleted User]

Granted, but it's not corrupted.

I wish I had Oscar Mayer's Wiener.

fixed.

 

[CannonFoddr]

I wish I could live underground.

Granted - but the tunnel collapse & you're buried alive

I wish that the Wish I wished for back in 1985 never came true 'cos I regret wishing for it in the first place

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted, but the outcome is the same because someone else wished for the same thing to happen to you.
(What was the wish?)

I wish postal delivery times were instantaneous, as long as the integrity of the item being posted wasn't compromised.

 

[toguro_max]

Granted, but the Postal Guy was the deliver guy.

I wish you could play Dreamcast titles on Wii

 

[geoflcl]

I wish you could play Dreamcast titles on Wii

Granted! But you still can't. Hehehe

I wish Metroid: Other M would be awesomeness and a half.

 

[YayMii]

Granted, but somebody managed to change the meaning of 'awesome' to 'disgusting'.

I wish that monkeys could fly.

 

[CannonFoddr]

Granted, but they fly down & take you away to Oz

I wish I could Teleport anywhere I'd like, like in the old show 'The Tomorrow People'