Corrupt a wish!

[DarkStriker]

Granted, but everyone went otakuz because the world got taken over by the free of charge on internet

I wish for the same as the next poster that is going to grant my wish.

 

[The Pi]

Granted, but you won't like it.

I wish to be spanked for 8 hours straight.

 

[DarkStriker]

Haha indeed a good one

Granted, but is already corrupted so no need to corrupt it more!

I wish that the next wisher cant get his wish corrupted!

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted, but your wish doesn't come true. :yayparadox:

I wish paradoxes were more commonplace.

 

[CannonFoddr]

Granted, but I lie when I say "I'm a hypocrite".

I wish I actually KNEW what a paradox was

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted, but now you can't escape them.

I wish I couldn't grant wishes or have wishes granted to me.

 

[Canonbeat234]

Ungrated Curses, really? You just created a paradox by reversing the polarity of your sentence.

I wish that Sonic paradox was canon in SEGA games so Sonic fanboys will rage on the forums about the canon-wars.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but in said canon-wars, canonbeat is the first casualty.


I wish we had the technology to teleport people over long distances.

 

[The Pi]

Granted, but we use it to get rid of you

I wish I had a cookie.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. You are now the proud owner of a stone cookie.

I wish I could put people to sleep with a glance.

 

[The Pi]

Granted, but you looked in the mirror.

I wish flashcards were completely legal.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted, but they aren't compatible with any DS systems anymore. (Also, I would've used the hall of mirrors corruption.

)

I wish that I had a satisfying end to this sentence.

 

[DarkStriker]

Granted, but the end of that satisfying sentence lies your death

I wish this game would end this instant

 

[The Pi]

Not granted

I wish I had more wishes.

 

[DarkStriker]

Granted, Your "more" wishes is not up for me to grant

I wish Pi weren't endless

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but the pie industry will start showing their power of the endless pie attack on you!

I wish people will speak like Fawful all day long.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, for everybody except you.
Instead, you speak like ifish.

My wish is an anti-personnel explosive that will be triggered when it is granted.

 

[CannonFoddr]

Grant.....BOOOMMMMM !!!!!!! - but you were nearby & got blown up as well


I wish cyclists obey the Highway code & actually STOP @ junctions/USE the cycle lanes (FYI - nearly knocked over 3 today on the way to work)

 

[BlackDave]

Granted but now there are three cycle lanes and only one car lane. Also they have more priority than cars now.

I wish Sprint was a better Network

 

[Terminator02]

Granted, but there are no phones for Sprint anymore.

I wish I had the Droid X