Corrupt a wish!

[geoflcl]

Granted, you get an orange box, but what's the fun in that compared to HL2, TF2 and Portal in one?

I wish I had a magic wand that worked.

Grantified, but you can only do one trick: Self Spontaneous-Combustion.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[Hop2089]

Granted, but I catch you at the backyard pond and eat you for dinner.

I wish the Shukufuku no Campanella special, Issho ni Bathtime is a hentai instead of R rated ecchi.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted but you go blind due to copious masturbation.

I wish I had a legion of minions.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Granted, but they're all a legion of minion shi tzus.

I wish I could finish my translation in a week.

 

[YayMii]

Sure, but you translated it in the wrong language.

I wish that McDonalds had better burgers.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Granted, but the burgers made from diseased nutria rats.

I wish I had the power to e-falcon punch.

 

[YayMii]

Granted, but the IPS error caused you to e-punch yourself in the face twice.

I wish that muffin I ate had chocolate in it.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Granted, but the chocolate made you gain 45lbs.

I wish that double post would go away!

 

[YayMii]

Granted, but it made your other post turn into a octuple post.

EDIT: I wish I didn't forget my wish.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Granted but you then remembered it was lame and not worthy of mentioning.

I wish Vulpes would hug me.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted granted granted granted 1000 times over.

I wish I had the motorbike I've been wanting for over a year...
I'm in desperate need of a road trip.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Granted but it breaks down on you 2000 miles from home.

I wish I had a second chance to make my birthday better.

 

[YayMii]

Granted, but now there's a second phoenixgoddess27 that is a homosexual fat guy (well we're talking about your BIRTHday, right?)

I wish that I was a mod.

 

[CannonFoddr]

Granted - but you're NOT a moderator but a Mod Biker

I wish I could read minds

 

[toguro_max]

Granted - but then you read your grandmother's mind while she was remembering how her first time was

I wish I could punch anyone in the face like on Animes and nobody would get hurt.

 

[xalphax]

Granted, you do it 19354 times before you are really tired of it and want to try something new, so you go for the nuts, and that does hurt.

I wish I was the best worldwide at something important.

 

[ehayes427]

granted, but it loses it's importance immediately after you became the best.

i wish i didn't need glasses or contacts.

 

[xalphax]

Granted, now you are blind

I wish people would not take religion so seriously.

 

[DarkStriker]

Granted, now you are blind

I wish people would not take religion so seriously.

Granted, we are back in stone age again

I wish R4 will be removed from the surface of earth including Toni

 

[gameboy13]

Granted, but the Acekard is banned in the UK in it's place.

I wish I had a better laptop.