Corrupt a wish!

[xalphax]

granted, but someone stole it from you

I wish I had six pack abs

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted.
You have the abs of someone who drinks a six-pack every day.
Maybe even a twelve-pack.


I wish my car ran on hydrogen.

 

[xalphax]

Granted, but you found out why the model was named Hindenburg the hard way.

I wish I could play the guitar as good as Stevie Ray Vaughan

 

[CannonFoddr]

Granted, but since he's dead ANYONE else can play BETTER than him

I wish I knew where the 'Any key' is

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted but now you can't type because each key is labelled "Any"

I wish I wished a wish that was impossible to wish for.

 

[xalphax]

Edit: damn sneaky bastard

Granted, but it does not compute $%&§&!!1!

I wish we had a swimming pool.

 

[scrtmstr]

Edit: damn sneaky bastard

Granted, but it does not compute $%&§&!!1!

I wish we had a swimming pool.

granted, but it's full of sharks.

I wish I had a nuke.

 

[xalphax]

Granted, but instead of a bomb it is just a corrupted release from usenet.

I wish I knew all information on wikipedia by heart.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Granted, but all of the information was made by 3 year olds.

I wish I had a boyfriend that wouldn't cheat.

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted, problem is that he's secretly gay

I wish I knew what I am

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Granted, you are a 58 year old woman trapped in a boy's body.

I wish I was able to see Hadrian dance in person XD

 

[Hadrian]

Granted, whenever you want.

I wish I filmed it naked.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Granted, but your mother found the video.

I wish I could snap my fingers and people who annoy me would disappear.

 

[scrtmstr]

Granted, but you'll lose everyone you care about.

I wish it was tomorrow.

 

[gameboy13]

Granted, but you were shot in the time span between that post and the next day. You woke up in a hospital.

I wish I had a video game collection bigger than the Cat Boy's.

 

[The Pi]

Granted, but every disc is scratched and every cartridge is water damaged

I wish I knew Japanese.

 

[gameboy13]

Granted, but you can no longer speak English or any other language.

I wish for 100,000 followers on my Twitter!

 

[The Pi]

Granted but they are all stalkers.

I wish I had a rifle.

 

[gameboy13]

Granted, but the rifle is alive, and shoots you soon after receiving it.

I wish I had The Orange Box.

 

[Cablephish]

Granted, you get an orange box, but what's the fun in that compared to HL2, TF2 and Portal in one?

I wish I had a magic wand that worked.