Corrupt a wish!

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. But you're expected to play the tuba publicly.

I wish I could find my talents...

*looks under bed*. Nope, still missing.

 

[xalphax]

granted, you make vast use of them and miss your lazy life.

i wish i had naturally blue hair.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, but being born that way makes it harder on you to endure growing up in modern society, so by the time you were 9 you began habitually dying your hair a more ordinary color, and you have to use ALOT of dye to maintain it.

I wish I had a mattress.

 

[Rock Raiyu]

Granted, but its very uncomfortable and you can't sleep.

I wish I had a new HDD.

 

[xalphax]

granted, but now you need faster internetz to fill it.

i wish i was more serious.

 

[Neko]

granted but your life is boring now


i wish the girl I like would love me.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, but she smothers you, and when you try to put distance between the two of you she obsesses over you and locks you in the dungeon you never knew existed in your pantry.

I wish I had everything that I and my family NEED to make our dreams/wishes come true.

 

[pinbi7]

Granted, but she smothers you, and when you try to put distance between the two of you she obsesses over you and locks you in the dungeon you never knew existed in your pantry.

I wish I had everything that I and my family NEED to make our dreams/wishes come true.

bondage equipment sent

i wish i never posted that

 

[Prophet]

Granted. but to ensure the post was never made, you lose your hands.

I wish the next person to post turns into a frog.

 

[James B.]

Granted. But I'm kissed by a princess who turns me into a prince, and I get revenge on you by taking your life.


I wish I could stop time.

 

[pinbi7]

Granted. But I'm kissed by a princess who turns me into a prince, and I get revenge on you by taking your life.


I wish I could stop time.

time has stoped for 100 million years for everyone exept for you,u die a very lonely death
once time turns back to normal, u turn to dust

i wish i went on rollercoaster rides with Michael(Jackson that is)

 

[Prophet]

Granted, but the entire ride is spent with him molesting you... with questions. It seems he's a very inquisitive guy.

I wish this was the last post of the thread.

 

[James B.]

Granted, except before I granted the wish, Webster's changed the defenition of "last" to "#552", so your wish was granted. Then webster's changed last back.


I wish that GBAtemp never existed.


(how could I say such a horrible thing JUST to defy logic?!?!

)

 

[juicy_mokro]

Granted But then i couldnt post this and u will never saw this so your screwed
i wish gbatemp had a SSBB tourny each month with a prize

 

[BORTZ]

Granted but the prize is having you friend code grow by 4 characters each time you win the tourney.
Mine is 3453 3489 4893 3944 3456 8765 2321 2345 3643 5436 8764 2414 6575 2345.

i wish California didn't allow gay marriage.

 

[xalphax]

granted, now you will have to go abroad.

i wish i hadnt eaten that cheeseburger...

 

[aZnXrAvEr]

Granted, but now you are going to starve to death...

I wish I was a multi-billionaire.

 

[OrcMonkey©]

granted, but know you will be tortured with weapons for your money.

I wish the next person will grant my wish (which is having a cyborg body) and nothing happens.

 

[xalphax]

granted, and nothing happens.... really.... nothing....

i wish there were fireworks on my birthday.

 

[BORTZ]

Granded but one gets loose and blows up in your face leaving you blind.

i wish i didnt have to make another wish.