Corrupt a wish!

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, you are turned to stone to help pass the time.

I wish I could get close enough to George W Bush to slap him right in the chops.

 

[Narin]

Granted but secret service ends up taking you out soon after wards and your never seen from again.

I wish for world peace, kupo!

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. The world is in pieces.

I wish Moogles and Pokemon were real, and the Digital world from Digimon truly existed and I'd learn that I was either able to go off on a Pokemon journey, or sucked into the digi-world as a digi-destined.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but as I don't have a clue what you're talking about you end up in Dark City.

I wish I was the ruler of the world.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, but Narin transforms into a Masamune-beast thing like from Chrono and takes you out for eating his Moogle friends.

I wish Trolley Dave hadn't over looked my last post...

 

[TrolleyDave]

Wish not granted, I hadn't overlooked it - I was just too damn slow!

I wish gizmo_gal would make another wish.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. I wish Trolley Dave would become Bus Bill

(Two birds with one stone--booyah!)

 

[Renegade_R]

Granted....Considering I don't know what you are asking for I'll just kill you.

I wish everyone in GBATemp would shut up about Wii homebrew worries.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. Now there all blathering on about which "R4 supercard is the 1337-ist, for getting wareromszes eh?"--In every...single...forum...section....

I wish everyone would be be just a little more caring toward each other, and maybe once a week, go out of their way to do something kind for a stranger.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted bu it wont so well that everybody got gay and there where no children because all men where fucking eachother
i wish bush was dead

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. Bushes every where have shrivled and died and I personally lead the angry mob of Farmers/Environmentalists/Gardeners that now hate your guts.

I wish people had better understood my wishes on the previous page!

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but most people are dumb so even though they understand they have no clue what to do with that understanding...

I wish I had a live naked Christina Applegate willing to do anything I asked...

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but she has aids so your screwd
i wish i had a naked Beyonce without aids!!

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but she's got gonorrhea so you're still screwed...

I wish I was allowed to hunt humans for sport...

 

[xalphax]

granted, but only relatives.

i wish i was AZN.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, you are AstraZeneca--you suffer from your own side effects and commit suicide.

I wish...I wish...I wish a Moogle would come go to the post office, and hunt around and bring me my package at once!!!

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted...but it was caught by a Moogle trap and was sold for meat. Your package had somehow mysteriously disappeared during process.

I wish to be insane.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, you are now living in Sane.

I wish I knew what was going on so I could stop imagining the worse....

 

[xalphax]

granted, but now, that you know what is going on you are even more worried

i wish i had more time to learn all those things i want to learn

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. But the more you learn the less you know, you are trapped in an endless cycle of study until you die of exhaustion.

I wish I still had my phone tapper...I'm hurting with suspense...