Corrupt a wish!

[Pizzaroo]

Granted. The angle on your monitor is so crisp and sharp it gauges your eyes out.

I wish I had more crystal water.

Granted, but you have to defeat the evil lord or order Jyggalag to access it (Oblivion Shivering Isles reference!)

I wish I knew how to lockpick well so I could break into the local high school and steal a desk

Granted, but the desk has a time-bomb in it.

Oh i wish i were a poisoned oscar myar wiener.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Dang! To slow!

Granted--no one eats you, you whither and mold uneaten and die a lonely and nonsense death.

I wish more people were thoughtful and considerate of others, and everyone treated people the way the way that they wanted to be treated

 

[Narin]

Wish granted, the entire world is now full of peace loving hippies.

I wish I had more time in a day.

 

[jan777]

granted but youll have to sleep through 3/4 of it

i wish no one will reply to this

 

[Rock Raiyu]

Granted. I'm not a noone, I'm a someone.

I wish for my Wii to get modded with the best modchip and never get caught.

 

[gizmo_gal]

I wish I was faster at typing with one hand.

 

[KDH]

Granted, now every keyboard you touch turns into this one-handed keyboard, which you are now an expert at using. Unfortunately this makes most people very angry, so the don't let you near their computers.

I with I had two heads and three arms like Zaphod Beeblebrox (from the books, not the horrible movie).

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted...but the numbers got mixed so now you have three heads and two arms. Enjoy your days as a mutant.

I wish I didn't have to sleep just yet.

 

[Jundeezy]

Granted but once you sleep (in 3 hours or less) you will have to sleep for the 2 whole days.

I wish my egg drop project works tomorrow.

 

[jan777]

granted the egg was safe but you still get low grades

i wish that i have something to wish

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted...but you forgot it the moment you thought of it. Sucks to be you.

I wish...I didn't have to go to English class and get my heart torn out by cold-blooded women who like to carry javelins around for fun.

 

[Jundeezy]

Granted, but you are exiled from from everyone around you and anyone you get near for not knowing enough about English.

I wish I could go invisible and walk through walls.

Edit: Sorry didn't check twice to see if someone posted before me

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted...but the power only worked for precisely two minutes so now you are caught between two walls...Sadly, the invisible part of your power has not worn out yet.

Please refer to above post. *points past jundeezy*

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, the women now use bazooka war canons instead, they dont tear your heart out--they blast it out.

I wish people would stop making sexual topics in the testing area forum for the heck of it and grow the heck up.

 

[WildWon]

Granted, now every other section is full of sexual topics, but the testing area has dropped back to people testing their codes for sexual topics... without the actual topics going further. Basically: GBAtemp == 4chan now. Thanks a lot, Gal.

I wish my extended weekend had been longer.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. It lasts so long that you get fired, lose your pension+401k and cant afford to retire until 4 years after you're dead and the fond memories your family had of you have turned to resentment.

I wish I had a 5 days to finish my current workload--or else that GBAtemp would stop drawing me away from doing my work.

 

[Narin]

Granted, but your doomed to forever repeat those 5 days over and over again.

I wish I had a cookie

 

[SkankyYankee]

Granted, but you have cottonmouth and there is no milk!

I wish i could teach the world to love.

 

[xalphax]

granted, but now they all love you for teaching them and you cant handle ALL THE LOVE!

i wish someone was there to protect me sometimes

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted...but you have to pay him to protect you. With a lot of money.

I wish for a wish that is only wishful in thinking...or something to pass the time.