Corrupt a wish!

[Mewgia]

granted, it just started falling in.

I wish more people would sign up under the link in my sig

 

[Narin]

Granted, but you end up getting banned from Fushion Cash and never see any of the referral money.

I wish I find my one true love soon and live happily ever after, kupo!

 

[GameSoul]

Granted, but she moves onto another mate when you die, and skips your funeral for a date.

I wish I was the best in every video game so I can lol at noobs.

 

[Narin]

Granted, but no one ever wants to play video games against you anymore, so now, you have to play them all by your self.

I wish my car worked better. :/

 

[GameSoul]

Granted, but a kid just came and put a huge scratch in your car with a bike.

I wish I had a Wii.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, and its modded to the most leet degree, but something minor breaks on it and you send it in to Nintendo and they send the feds to pick you up for modding/hacking their console.

I wish I had a 2 gig micro SD card that worked perfectly and came with a USB adapter and never fried out, and it was magical so that even if I used it on a broken/crappy/ noncompatible PC, that it still worked flawlessly and with great transfer times.

 

[xalphax]

granted, but playing around with it the whole time you miss out on the lottery this time and your numbers
won!

i wish i was allowed to drive.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. You crash and kill a family of 5 in a quick moment of irresponsibility, you can never bear it to ride in a car again so long as you live, let alone drive.

I wish there was a definite cure for hiccups.

 

[Sinkhead]

Granted. You crash and kill a family of 5 in a quick moment of irresponsibility, you can never bear it to ride in a car again so long as you live, let alone drive.

I wish there was a definite cure for hiccups.

Yep, but it makes you sneeze constantly instead...

I wish I had an army of robotic slaves

 

[gizmo_gal]

Banned for wanting a robotic slave--let alone an army of them.


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Yeah, wrong topic, I wish this was the right topic for "banning"

 

[gov78]

Granted, But your banned your self

I wish i had Dragonquest 9 for my ds

 

[Narin]

Granted, but your DS ends up getting stolen soon after

I wish Moogles we're the dominate species and not humans

 

[xalphax]

granted, but they especially dont like YOU.

i wish the world would be a better place for everyone.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. The world has now become a better place for no one. Wait...did I read your post wrong?

...well, I cannot undo what I've done. Sorry.

I wish the next person to read this post gets his wish granted without any sort of corruption whatsoever.

 

[Pizzaroo]

Granted, but its that you die in 7 days

I wish distorted dies in 7 days.

 

[Narin]

Granted, but she ends up getting reborn as a Goddess and rules over us all, including you.

I wish I had fluffier fur, kupo!

 

[distorted.freque]

Weeeeell. Since I'm a Goddess now, you get your fluffy fur alright. Sadly, they didn't specify what kind of Goddess I am so you get fleas too.

From the Goddess of Fleas.

I wish more people would worship me.

 

[GameSoul]

Granted but they poison your drink during your last meal.


I wish I had billion of dollars.

 

[xalphax]

granted, you dine like a king but did not know you were allergic to lobster thus you die.

i wish gbatemp would host teh roms again.

 

[GameSoul]

Granted, but you are allowed to receive any.




I wish people clicked on the file in my sig. XD