Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you always crash when going after them.

I wish to crash less on expert ;O;

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, everything glitches out of existence...

I wish to mystic arte

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you shout the second part of your username

I wish to tear down the fourth wall.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you do so with muffins

I wish I wasn't so prone to breaking the 4th wall :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you're no longer pinkie

I wish for pink celestia

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get pinkie pie dressed as celestia

I wish for pink luna

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you get princess cadence

I wish for more alicorns

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they are sea alicorns

I wish for an incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one has the chance to interpreted it quite hypnotic...

 

[Hydreigon]

Garnetd, btu ervey wrod si ni hte rwnog odrer.

I wish sanity didn't exist.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you try human alchemy and it takes away your sanity~

And that's why I wish for a philosophers stone

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you get a spray-painted rock

I wish to search "binary" on google search...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you find About 0b10100002000110111101000000000 results.

I wish I could stop seeing 2's ._.;

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but 12. 12. 12. 12. 12. 12. 12. 12. 12. 12. 12.

I wish for 222222222222222

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted but 44442444

I wish I could find random meat in walls...

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, but is will be human meat

i wish for one more wish

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you waste it at your local arcade~

I wish to use a finishing move...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you fall flat on your face.

I wish to make a spectacular fall.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it does massive damage.

I wish for ass power...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you destroy the town hall...with your ass

I wish for ass worship

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but someone opens a can of whoop-ass

I wish I had the marketing rights to whoop-ass