Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but

I wish for brain damage~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you now have a very... minor case... of serious brain damage...

I wish to repair your brain damage with random.
Luftwaffe~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I think I still brained my damage.

I wish for 12. 12. 12. 12. 12. 12. 12. 12. 12.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted 4. 12. 5. 41. 7. 241. 10. 1432. 9. 1323. 16. 10861

I wish for muffin bricks.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but derpy uses them to smash windows.

I wish for something...creamy and sweet

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it's not what you think...

I wish I hadn't forgotten where I got that creamy and sweet stuff

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it was from a can of condensed milk~

I wish for coffee, preferably some without any antipiracy measures~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it's filled with frogs...

I wish I knew were to get the patch.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but unfortunately, you would have to dig into AlanJohn's massive anus

I wish someone would mirror it...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, AlanJohn's massive anus is now mirrored...

I wish to make one using penguins... err... a patch that is...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now the coffee has a bit of herring in it.

I wish to make a patch out of cheese

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it stinks

I wish to remake one with marshmallow

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it gets sticky...too sticky.

I wish to make a patch out of bananas

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, the coffee gets sent to the moon

I wish to make a patch out of lemons

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, the coffee is burnt.

I wish to make a patch out of a pile of rocks

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you start talking to the rocks, calling the compilation of them "Rocky"

I wish to make a patch out of tears...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you can't feel a thing, you can't shout, nor can you scream...

I wish to make a patch out of muffins

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it is stolen by derpy corp.

I wish to infiltrate derpy corp.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you have to do it...naked.

I wish we didn't have to wear clothes

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, everyone is now a pony

I wish for time traveling hyjinx