Corrupt a wish!

[Yumi]

Granted, but its glacial ice.

I wish i could teleport anywhere in the world.

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, but you can only use it 0 times

i wish that i can fly

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but someone has to control your flight path. Also, your wings catch on fire if you fly for more than five minutes.

I wish for a rock garden.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it is filled with planted rock musicians... they're begging for their lives.

I wish for a reset button.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but since it's stuck, you can't press it.

I wish for a big red button.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it doesn't do anything

I wish for a flushing mechanism.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, toilet.

I wish for a monocle wearing a top hat.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they explode into second hand coffee

I wish for lapis philosophorum.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, watch some moar fullmetal alchemist

I wish for nothing to stop the smooze~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but nothig stops the smooze

I wish for total and utter confusion... and sea ponies... with smooze...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but SHOOBEDOO!

I wish to call upon the seaponies when I'm in distress~!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but helpful as can be ponies simply send an SOS~

I wish if I found myself past a drift when I haven't got an oar~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, count upon the seaponies, they'll see you to shore!

I wish for shoobedoo shooshoobedoo~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but are you sinking fast?

I wish I had some nasty shocks

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you're feeling like all hope is gone and washed up on the rocks.

I wish to be washed up on the rocks

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but SHOOBEDOO!

I wish to call upon the seaponies when I'm in distress~!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but helpful as can be ponies simply send an SOS~

I wish if my rudder runs aground or seaweed holds a grip~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted but you count upon the Sea Ponies - they'll see you get help~

I wish for Sea Ponies, Sea Ponies

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, simply signal SOS, simply signal SOS~

I wish for seaponies, seaponies~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted~ simply signal SOS, simply signal SOS~

I wish~ OH YES~