Corrupt a wish!

[ComeTurismO]

Granted, but i can't manage to poof it properly, it comes with black pepper inside.. Try to use it for other foods

I wish for the thing.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted.
But it's out of reach.

I wish for Hello Kitty carseats ;3

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you no longer have a car

I wish for a way to return popcorn to its original state.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, you discover a way to reverse entropy. Unfortunately, it reverses all the entropy in the universe making the temperature approach absolute zero.


I wish for a high temperature superconductor.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Granted, it actually got you sick though

I wish for a anime picture.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted.

I wish for a picture of something cute~

 

[ComeTurismO]

Granted, It is my Budgies I own:

I wish for a picture of a trollface.

 

[Luigi2012SM64DS]

granted

i wish for troll in my fone

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, 1 985 655 2500.

I wish for an unsuspecting soul to call that number...

 

[pistone]

granted but it may be a skype test call
i wish for a new hat !

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... its made out of yogurt.

I wish for some pudding...

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, but it turns out to be a blob monster and eat you.

I wish for instant ramen with 50% less sodium.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get half the regular amount of ramen.

I wish for a blended tuna sandwich milkshake, and some sort of thickening agent and some bleach so I can make fishy snowballs...

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Due to short attention span, I've ignored most of your wish.

You can have some bleach though

Spoiler

I wish to be moar emo.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted.
But you will be more preppy at the end.

I wish for a pizza

 

[gshock]

Done.

But it is some kind of crazy seafood pizza and is delivered by a trap.

Spoiler

I wish all corrupt-a-wish threads would end or be pre-emptively moderated out of existence and all the brats respectable users that participated in them would get exactly what they asked for in their life in unexpected and creative ways. o_oa

 

[J3LL0]

Granted but it reappears after 20secs and all the wishes disappear after 10secs.

I wish for school to be easy.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now life isn't.

I wish for a top hat to explode into a bunch of tasty monocles.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but i start wearing mushroom clouds...

I wish for a new top hat...

 

[DinohScene]

Done.

But it is some kind of crazy seafood pizza and is delivered by a trap.

Spoiler

I don't mind that at all
But do I have to deliver it myself ;o?

Granted... but i start wearing mushroom clouds...

I wish for a new top hat...

Granted.
It will fall apart.

I wish for more Mazda logo's