Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get a mazda lego

I wish the tanooki suit would give mario the ability to raid through dust bins...

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, but PETA took the suit away from Mario.


I wish for a non-lethal hallucinogenic mushroom.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you are given a plastic mushroom coated in lsd.

I wish for a tricycle riding a bear.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but fluttershy kills the bear.

I wish for a paper bag.

 

[.Chris]

Granted! But Rock, Paper, Scissors! xD

I wish Alan John a happy birthday.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but he never finds out about it

I wish for more insanity.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but a llama just exploded into confetti.

I wish for less sanity.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its over-rated anyways

I that wish for this that thine doth hath inside balloon shower floam drone caught in a cantaloupe.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it is unable to print paper.

I wish for paper printing paper.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it gets jammed.

I wish to see something obsessed with tubs of jelly...

 

[Hydreigon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InvlutF67k4

I wish I had a jelly fetish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get a jellyfish

I wish for a something odd to occur

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Everyone became powerless admins.

I wish for power abuse.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but everyone's power gets taken aways.

I wish for the world's smallest violin.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, I made you a nano-structured one out of atoms. Now if only I can find it....


I wish for a degree in molecular and nuclear physics.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but you forget everything you ever knew about physics.

I wish I knew more...

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Not granted. Ignorance is bliss.


I wish for a Blissy.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get this Blissey

I wish for brain bleach...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's totally harmless ._.

I wish to pour some lemon juice into my eyes.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get lime juice...

I wish for something completely different.