Homebrew Clarification Thread - What is going on?

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Lol'ed I got a DEADCAFE after 3 attempts with my n3DS now, Can't believe ftbrony is saving us all, but I do wonder why it seems to work with it and it seems to fail a whole lot more without forcing a close on it first.

Edit: Also, I have no idea how devs will override ftrbrony force-close method in order to make it work... well it's not like it's a MUST but ... uhh ... hopefully they will make things work :/
 
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The thing is if you try to run it you will eventually fall in a dead end, because I didn't call the install function in the menu. Even if it is present, it is never called. Reminds me of some svcBackdoors...
I was just looking at the repo and was going to bring this up! Of course, some of us are dastardly villains who can work with C. I'm not a dastardly villain, unfortunately, so you'll have to wait for your fresh bricks.
 

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I was just looking at the repo and was going to bring this up! Of course, some of us are dastardly villains who can work with C. I'm not a dastardly villain, unfortunately, so you'll have to wait for your fresh bricks.

Don't do that, I mean, if you just call it, you won't enjoy bricking with A THREAD, and DYNAMIC LOGGING.
 

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I tried KernelTimeMachine just for fun, not only does it not do anything, but half of the text is blurred out unless I am talking a screenshot.
 
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I tried KernelTimeMachine just for fun, not only does it not do anything, but half of the text is blurred out unless I am talking a screenshot.
I wouldn't mess with "kernel" homebrew if I was you, it's not like they work as of right now, but soon they might do... and screw your console up, worst case scenario and I bet you know this, you'll have a nice colorful, high-tech brick to stare at in anguish.

Edit: But ... It's not like there's some people stupid enough to blindly trust ANYONE and grab a 3dsx, run it and ruin their consoles, right?...RIGHT??
 
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O3DS 9.9, running via IronHax.
Using Masher's launcher.

I only get to the "Map Complete." stage. Is this supposed to take very long, or am I freezing? (It's been on for 5 mins now)
 

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@JustPingo I wanted to fork your repo to make some stuff, however zlib is missing. Where should I get that from? I looked at the github repo but last commit was 3yrs ago
 

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@JustPingo I wanted to fork your repo to make some stuff, however zlib is missing. Where should I get that from? I looked at the github repo but last commit was 3yrs ago

I changed the zip library because it sucked anyway, I now use the same thing as lpp-3ds.
Try with latest commit.
 

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Don't do that, I mean, if you just call it, you won't enjoy bricking with A THREAD, and DYNAMIC LOGGING.
I already have the neccessary implementation, don't tempt me...
void startDowngrade()
{

printf("Reticulating splines...\n");
printf("Chunking memes...\n");
printf("INSTALLING KICKASS PLEASE WAIT...\n");
for(int i = 0; i < 3735931646; i++) {

prinftf("cia %d of %08X installed...\n", i, 0xDEADCAFE);
}
printf("Time travel success! Welcome to turniphax!\n");
}
 

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@JustPingo Here's a little something I whipped up. All the best with the upcoming release ;)
acdf44717a.png
 
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