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I will bite.

There are no world records as Chuck Norris holds them all. The book is but a list of those who came the closest to Chuck Norris.
 

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Not really a joke, but it's still funny.
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Can Chuck Norris handle the power of a blender? See it for yourself
 

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lol wtf O.o long list is long.
I will finish reading it tommorow hopefully, if I have 30 minutes to spare.
And thanks for quoting the WHOLE DAMN LIST just to post a one-emote response to it, sonicslasher.
 

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chuck norris sucks...

jack bauer and vin diesel are better

my fav jack bauer fact is

QUOTE said:
After saving the city of Los Angeles so many times, the city decided to name a street after him.
They had to rename it because people kept dying after crossing the street. The reason?

Nobody crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
 

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