Chuck Norris Jokes!

[FAST6191]

I will bite.

There are no world records as Chuck Norris holds them all. The book is but a list of those who came the closest to Chuck Norris.

 

[SnickS]

Not really a joke, but it's still funny.

Can Chuck Norris handle the power of a blender? See it for yourself

 

[Sonicslasher]

Chuck Norris beat Tetris.

I did to...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gmmOKF6lDuQ&mode=related&search=

 

[Mewgia]

lol wtf O.o long list is long.
I will finish reading it tommorow hopefully, if I have 30 minutes to spare.
And thanks for quoting the WHOLE DAMN LIST just to post a one-emote response to it, sonicslasher.

 

[xcalibur]

chuck norris sucks...

jack bauer and vin diesel are better

my fav jack bauer fact is

After saving the city of Los Angeles so many times, the city decided to name a street after him.
They had to rename it because people kept dying after crossing the street. The reason?

Nobody crosses Jack Bauer and lives.