But one question remain: Exactly which Spiderman? The Red one? Or the Black one?
That's three questions...
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But one question remain: Exactly which Spiderman? The Red one? Or the Black one?
That's three questions...
Sir, my pill must be inserted orally.Hey wait a minute... The one you give me looks funny. I want my $10 back!
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Not anally? Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit.Sir, my pill must be inserted orally.
He will fart it backNot anally? Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit.
Such odd choices, become a Spider-Man or become a $100 million dollars.. The brainless choice would be to stay as i am and have that $100 million (after tax of course). Or is that too obvious?View attachment 414735
But one question remain: Exactly which Spiderman? The Red one? Or the Black one?
That's three questions...
He shoots webs out of something else because he used his hands too often.If anything Spiderman 2 taught me Spiderman was a broke fool
At least he had MJ to assist him with his webshotsHe shoots webs out of something else because he used his hands too often.
Maybe you physically turn into a stack of bills totalling $100 million.Such odd choices, become a Spider-Man or become a $100 million dollars.. The brainless choice would be to stay as i am and have that $100 million (after tax of course). Or is that too obvious?
Hopefully I end up in a butt crack at the dirtiest strip joint in town.Maybe you physically turn into a stack of bills totalling $100 million.
Maybe then i'd feel like a (100?) million bucksMaybe you physically turn into a stack of bills totalling $100 million.
Ah so that's how Tyreek Hill got famous.
- Become Spider-Man
- Hide your powers from the public
- Go into sports and pretend you're just naturally talented
- Sign a fuckhuge contract with a major sportsball team ($50 mil/year is not unheard of)
- Branch out into endorsement deals
- Star in a few movies
- Drown in money and groupies
Why do any of that when you can just be stealing shit (unnoticed), even robbing banks etc.
- Become Spider-Man
- Hide your powers from the public
- Go into sports and pretend you're just naturally talented
- Sign a fuckhuge contract with a major sportsball team ($50 mil/year is not unheard of)
- Branch out into endorsement deals
- Star in a few movies
- Drown in money and groupies
Contrary to what movies will have you believe, theft isn't as profitable as you'd think. And nobody's stopping you from doing some burglary on the side for shits and giggles, like stealing the Mona Lisa or the Declaration of Independence, for your private collection.Why do any of that when you can just be stealing shit (unnoticed), even robbing banks etc.
Ni!Contrary to what movies will have you believe, theft isn't as profitable as you'd think.