Choose a pill

[JuanMena]

But one question remain: Exactly which Spiderman? The Red one? Or the Black one?

That's three questions...

 

[SylverReZ]

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But one question remain: Exactly which Spiderman? The Red one? Or the Black one?

That's three questions...

 

[Xdqwerty]

I choose The yellow pill: 999 iq

 

[SylverReZ]

Juan must've taken the blue pill, no wonder he's been acting funny lately.

 

[BigOnYa]

Hey wait a minute... The one you give me looks funny. I want my $10 back!

 

[JuanMena]

Hey wait a minute... The one you give me looks funny. I want my $10 back!
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Sir, my pill must be inserted orally.

 

[SylverReZ]

Sir, my pill must be inserted orally.

Not anally? Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit.

 

[Xdqwerty]

Not anally? Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit.

He will fart it back

 

[CoolMe]

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But one question remain: Exactly which Spiderman? The Red one? Or the Black one?

That's three questions...

Such odd choices, become a Spider-Man or become a $100 million dollars.. The brainless choice would be to stay as i am and have that $100 million (after tax of course). Or is that too obvious?

 

[K3Nv2]

If anything Spiderman 2 taught me Spiderman was a broke fool

 

[SylverReZ]

If anything Spiderman 2 taught me Spiderman was a broke fool

He shoots webs out of something else because he used his hands too often.

 

[K3Nv2]

He shoots webs out of something else because he used his hands too often.

At least he had MJ to assist him with his webshots

 

[Veho]

Such odd choices, become a Spider-Man or become a $100 million dollars.. The brainless choice would be to stay as i am and have that $100 million (after tax of course). Or is that too obvious?

Maybe you physically turn into a stack of bills totalling $100 million.

 

[K3Nv2]

Maybe you physically turn into a stack of bills totalling $100 million.

Hopefully I end up in a butt crack at the dirtiest strip joint in town.

 

[CoolMe]

Maybe you physically turn into a stack of bills totalling $100 million.

Maybe then i'd feel like a (100?) million bucks

 

[Veho]

1. Become Spider-Man
2. Hide your powers from the public
3. Go into sports and pretend you're just naturally talented
4. Sign a fuckhuge contract with a major sportsball team ($50 mil/year is not unheard of)
5. Branch out into endorsement deals
6. Star in a few movies
7. Drown in money and groupies

 

[K3Nv2]

1. Become Spider-Man
2. Hide your powers from the public
3. Go into sports and pretend you're just naturally talented
4. Sign a fuckhuge contract with a major sportsball team ($50 mil/year is not unheard of)
5. Branch out into endorsement deals
6. Star in a few movies
7. Drown in money and groupies

Ah so that's how Tyreek Hill got famous.

 

[CoolMe]

1. Become Spider-Man
2. Hide your powers from the public
3. Go into sports and pretend you're just naturally talented
4. Sign a fuckhuge contract with a major sportsball team ($50 mil/year is not unheard of)
5. Branch out into endorsement deals
6. Star in a few movies
7. Drown in money and groupies

Why do any of that when you can just be stealing shit (unnoticed), even robbing banks etc.

 

[Veho]

Why do any of that when you can just be stealing shit (unnoticed), even robbing banks etc.

Contrary to what movies will have you believe, theft isn't as profitable as you'd think. And nobody's stopping you from doing some burglary on the side for shits and giggles, like stealing the Mona Lisa or the Declaration of Independence, for your private collection.

 

[CoolMe]

Contrary to what movies will have you believe, theft isn't as profitable as you'd think.

Ni!